Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML
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Top comments
JMichael 26
Bipolar much?
MisterEx 28
OP'S BOYFRIEND TOLD HER HE WANTS TO MARRY HER. AND BE THE FATHER OF HER CHILDREN. FIVE MINUTES LATER, HE TOLD HER HE WANTS TO EXPERIENCE DEATH. better now?
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Comments (126)
EmmaLemma121499 2
There are no words...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Maybe he meant he wants to experience death sometime a lot later in life. It doesn't necessarily mean soon, especially after that proposal (I guess that's what you'd call it).
lollypop624 11
wow ur bf goes thro sum sirius bipolar!
hexblot 10
Weird, asking twice ;)
InTheMagic 3
a thinker then :)
TheRaven1 0
To be fair to the boyfriend, I've often wondered what death feels like and if there was something beyond or not
XXXero 3
what did you say no?
reaxion 25
One of these things is not like the others... At least he is guaranteed to experience one of those without question.
cmo333 10
Oh
scarlett3diaz 24
he's playing two truths and a lie ?