Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML
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Top comments
JMichael 26
Bipolar much?
MisterEx 28
OP'S BOYFRIEND TOLD HER HE WANTS TO MARRY HER. AND BE THE FATHER OF HER CHILDREN. FIVE MINUTES LATER, HE TOLD HER HE WANTS TO EXPERIENCE DEATH. better now?
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Comments (126)
darryaz 9
Once he has to take care of those screaming children a few times he will definitely want you to continue living so he won't have to do it alone.
marcranger 29
He, however, might want to experience death right away.
chatokun 10
Tell him you heard him the first time.
GentlemanBastard 15
This depends on how it was said. If he said the first statement, and then sat in concentrated silence, THEN said he wants to die, that's not good. But I could see him just thinking about the future, and mentioning he wants to know what it feels like to die. My brain is totally random like that too.
worldclassrager 41
Was he out of it or something? Or is he bipolar?
ghostsoul21 12
Whys that such a bad thing? He can admit his thoughts and feelings to you. Just because he's curious doesn't mean he's going to do something drastic. I'm curious what death is like just to see if I'm right or wrong about the afterlife. There's no shame in that.
GentlemanBastard 15
Well said!
YooperTransplant 8
He sounds like a curious and adventuresome guy.
Ki11erC 18
Well one of those will happen eventually anyway so he can feel safe in knowing he can experience that.
FrustratedJoe 10
But he just told you that five minuets earlier
ninjacow123 6
Sounds like your boyfriend is me
CeltHound 14
That pretty much sums it up for men. Marriage = Death
GentlemanBastard 15
Maybe some men. I got married 2 months ago and I'm happier than I've ever been :)
marcranger 29
Sums it up for me, too, and I'm a woman.