Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
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Dark_Zekrom 21
Trade his computer for something nice
jeeplover 6
You should be the only rare piece he needs
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marcbjonson 7
I'll give you more than that for them.
Blarne 9
You wouldn't happen to be XJ9's new girlfriend, would you?
shemademedoit 20
wow that is dumb. erase everything on his laptop and phone before he post it everywhere
876t786t6oi 12
If someone erased everything on my stuff I would lidarly kill them.
tehdarkness 21
Always cover your face.
kavyashahs 16
Send me also nah
wolfy_fml 5
Besides the fact that I am a large girl and no one would *want* my nudes... things like this is why I'd even refuse to take them. I wouldn't want to risk them getting out.
Wakachulak 22
Don't bet on it. Someone will want them.
Wafalafaugus 18
What a complete and utter breach of trust.
Rabidkid 14
When my ex and I broke up, out of respect I deleted all of her nudes. You don't need to show, sell or upload them. You can ruin lives if you do.
DoomedGemini 38
Or end them. People have killed themselves over the humiliation and bullying people put them through over people leaking them. Thank you for being a decent person.
a1_z9 10
I made sure no trace of my ex's nudes could be found after we split too. More for the rest of humanity's sake though!
PulseOverride 3
OP be sure to tell him that while that costume may have been a rare piece, sex now has a zero % drop chance.
cookie1207 19
Well, if it is a rare piece.... Maybe