Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
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corrin925 6
At least he loves you enough to hold your hair.
Incredibo 0
Aww cuties
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Comments (109)
jroxursox1 10
MARRY HIM!!
Colbertrox811 5
That's not bad at all. He obviously loves you.
fentron 3
At least he held your hair!
leadawg75 12
I'm sooooo sorry! That really sucks!
hannahfran45 6
He cares! That means a lot if he held your hair. He meant it when he said he loves you.
Equin0x 0
Awww true love... For everything else there's alcohol.
Dank_Shooze 2
True love never fades...like the smell of puke ironically.
hypuuurness 6
haha Aw well atleast he's seen you at your worst? my boyfriend held my hair well I got sick even though I told him he could leave. it's good he was helping out lol.
Auric 9
One of the signs of true love ... or anosmia.
apan 13
Aww, I think that's really cute! He Loves you