Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
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corrin925 6
At least he loves you enough to hold your hair.
Incredibo 0
Aww cuties
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Comments (109)
BrightBrownEyes 11
Now you know he's telling the truth.
ganjaone 2
KNOCKED UP!
nikimcarthur11 3
What are you talking about that's so cute, and sweet of him :)
zebralover23 14
How cute! But hope your feeling better
Fluhz 6
Double YDI!
MangaManiacNat 13
At least it was 2 hours later not right after he said it.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wait, this is the first time you've ever thrown up in your life? Or just in the same proximity as your boyfriend? lol Anyway, if he really loves you, it shouldn't matter. He at least held your hair. I'm wondering why you threw up though, were you drunk/sick/nervous? Meh, at least he cared.
CradleLeena 0
At least he loves u enough to hold it b happy!
picturescrazy 24
Awww, that's true love right there! He's a keeper! My boyfriend rolled around in my puke with me the first time I got drunk. Definitely one of the sweetest things anyone's done for me. But super embarrassing too...
sliz225 6
Maybe you could think of it this way: first he says he loves you, then he gives you proof!