Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were reminiscing and sharing funny stories of when we were little. It was then that he told me he used to be flexible enough to suck his own weiner. FML
Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML
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whiteboy7thst 2
So he has that long of a penis? Stop complaining..
plebeianFelix 5
that's a lofty goal, you should be proud of him.
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Comments (200)
4ugu4 7
I would like to meet that man!
klunte 4
I now have disturbing pictures in my head.. thx
brbpeople 4
what u have to do is when he has it all folded up u do what ever turns him on the fastest... that would make it FHL!
juston_p 1
Why is your boyfriend watching a guy twist his dick?
XxHoPPoxX 8
wait doesnt that mean somone had to blow it up for him????
Rwcrazy 0
Question is why the hell was your boyfriend watching a guy make things with his penis? ? Was this after they had sex? Wtf?
dogpup4 23
At first I thought you meant he actually blows up balloons with his penis... That wouldn't really be possible though haha.
Tmnicholson724 0
Its called penii origami.. there's a comedy routine all about it, with instructions. Next time, tell him to save himself the time and google it! As highly disturbing as it is that these guys clearly have nothing better to do with their time, its actually prettttttty amusing!
bawlerr75 9
Did it hurt him after wards?
chrisdiazknowsbe 0
I can do it