Today, my boyfriend threw out my old voicemail recorder, thinking it was junk. My father passed away years ago. I kept a recording of the last voicemail he'd left me on it so I'd always remember his voice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
Today, I was going to record a song I wrote for my dad, who I haven't spoke to in a couple of years. After getting things together, I called my mom to let her know I'd be doing this. She informed me he died. A year ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, I asked my father if I could have my grandfather's old vinyls, record player, and vintage tube radio. He told me he threw those out years ago because, "Who listens to that crap anymore, now that we have mp3s?" FML
Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML
Today, I found my 6-year-old daughter recording herself on her little tape recorder. When I asked her what she was up to, she replied in her cute little voice, "I'm recording myself so you'll have a souvenir when I'm dead." FML
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Top comments
drayloon 50
This is why i hate it when people throw out my shit without asking first
katymack 11
This is actually really depressing. Sorry OP. I hope you can continue to remember your father in a different way.
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Comments (133)
MaydayParadexx 18
My heart literally just broke.
kobykai 3
Sorry for your loss.... I hope you told the person.
Major_General 10
It sounds like someone is still in the depression stage.
aubreybradt 9
This FML literally made me cry. on one of my old phones I had a voicemail from my mother that she left me right before she went to the beach where she died. What the hell was I doing that was so important I couldn't answer my moms phone call? now ill never hear her voice again cause I've gotten new phones since then and lost the voicemail.. I love you so much
eri_gian 15
How rude is that?! Why would someone throw something out that isn't theirs? And without even asking is beyond me. Sorry, OP.
herh1996 6
WTF is wrong with all the ppl who voted that this person deserves it, how many assholes are there in the world?
amifaiyaz 12
I'm so sorry op, I hope you find a different way to remember your dad.
Dfence19 9
OMG that is so sad fyl
alexhanakahi 14
What dirty assholes dislike posts like these??
missyamaha 11
I feel for you OP. my boyfriend passed away a couple of years ago and a supposedly "friend" deliberately deleted all of his text messages he sent me.... about a month after it happened. I know exactly what it's like. but just try and remember all the great times you had :)