Today, my boyfriend threw out my old voicemail recorder, thinking it was junk. My father passed away years ago. I kept a recording of the last voicemail he'd left me on it so I'd always remember his voice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
Today, I was going to record a song I wrote for my dad, who I haven't spoke to in a couple of years. After getting things together, I called my mom to let her know I'd be doing this. She informed me he died. A year ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, I asked my father if I could have my grandfather's old vinyls, record player, and vintage tube radio. He told me he threw those out years ago because, "Who listens to that crap anymore, now that we have mp3s?" FML
Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML
Today, I found my 6-year-old daughter recording herself on her little tape recorder. When I asked her what she was up to, she replied in her cute little voice, "I'm recording myself so you'll have a souvenir when I'm dead." FML
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drayloon 50
This is why i hate it when people throw out my shit without asking first
katymack 11
This is actually really depressing. Sorry OP. I hope you can continue to remember your father in a different way.
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Comments (133)
cluelesscheese 3
it was rude of him to throw out somehting that wasnt his, but you should have shared that with him.
Modulation 4
You should throw away your boyfriend.
notevenonce 5
Wow. Why on earth is your BOYFRIEND throwing your stuff away (that isn't obvious garbage) in the first place? Unless you were going on a cleaning spree with him. But seriously, that would be understandable if you were married or even engaged but just dating? Wow.
Krystal3408 32
Well it sucks he threw it out without asking but it's stupid to dump him over it. Not stupid to get mad and later explain why you're mad.
HeinrichHimmler 9
That is really upsetting and for some reason there is a group of people who click on 'you deserved it' at all times regardless
elmateo_fml 9
You guys are missing a little fact that she should have told him that the recording is special to her, all the while the boyfriend may have been with her long enough for them to be comfortable doing such things.
fantasyworld 39
I'm sorry for your loss. I don't get why people mess with others property.
RageWolf16 31
Go find it