Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, I received a text from an unknown number that read, "I love you." Thinking it was my partner being sweet, I responded with a long, sappy message about how much they mean to me. Turns out, it was a wrong number. The person responded with, "Um, thanks but I think you have the wrong number." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
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ThatsAli3 0
I'd be like. Nope. She thinks you're an ass hole who no longer has a girlfriend
Duckasaurus 0
Wow.... text him back?
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Comments (143)
serafimazriel 0
Might not have been another girl. Might have been wanting some uninterupted time with friends. But, either way, it's a bit ****** up if you are the "she".
strawberryspacejam 11
no ******* jackass. how dumb are you? holy shit. Okay, moron, lets explain to the slow person here*ahem* not......everyguy......is.....a.........liar. WOW!surprise! So maybe your boyfriend ISN'T texting the wrong number, understood? He probably meant texting you.......? Bitches such as your kind tend to be more prior to being slutty and sensitive than ones in longer relations. Stupidity never ceases to amaze me. ****.
deejforever 0
sucks to be you =P
LaughAtLaugh 7
it can go either way, either he is or is not texting the wrong number. if he is, you deserve better, and I'm sorry you got a scum back. if he is not texting the wring number, then calm down, and have a lil more faith in guys :)
MF12 0
lol at 3
pohkerfayce 0
player!
pohkerfayce 0
he's a playa
KottonKandi 0
He might have lied, but it.doesn't necessarily mean he is cheating.
babbu18 0
take that txt as a hint and break up with him
MaryPoppins88 14
that sucks but atleast you know now