Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, I realized just how spoiled and immature my boyfriend is when I asked him several times what he’d like for dinner. Getting no answer, I made steak, potatoes and salad. He then sulked and refused to eat it, since he wanted spaghetti and meatballs instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
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Ninjafriends 1
Say that to him the next time he wants some ass. He sounds like a controlling bastard.
SirEBC 7
It sounds like a "Shut the **** up" would have been in line somewhere within that hour.
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Comments (152)
bigantennaemay 3
lol, nice life lessons
americaFyeah 0
seriously, OP should blow him for teaching her two invaluable lessons
Proud_vegetarian 0
heheheh
mnm5671 0
well both of those are true...
perdix 31
I hope he sang those words to you like Mick Jagger.
FMLephant 2
But if you try sometimes you just might find..you get what you need.....
schalk 12
hehe the first song that popped up in my head was "Under My Thumb" from the Stones
swampstomper 0
time to lose somebody & get what you want
LemonStarship 5
Life lesson for you.
Chris19801012 0
the man speaks the truth, listen to the song by the Rolling Stones. But just sometimes you get what you need.
Keyman1212 14
God, it's a damn picture! And seriously, all the women on here complaining about him, saying he's a jerk when he doesn't delete a picture; stop being whiney bitches. Please and thank you.
kritz0 10
Stfu.
kritz0 10
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Hidan_fml 0
#1, u suck
mintcar 10
He's just doing it to torture you. I really don't think he's going to be sharing it with his friends, so you have nothing to worry about.