Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
The final straw
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Can't win
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML
Dirty room
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Food fight
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Chuck E. Cheese awaits
Today, I realized just how spoiled and immature my boyfriend is when I asked him several times what he’d like for dinner. Getting no answer, I made steak, potatoes and salad. He then sulked and refused to eat it, since he wanted spaghetti and meatballs instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
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Ninjafriends 1
Say that to him the next time he wants some ass. He sounds like a controlling bastard.
SirEBC 7
It sounds like a "Shut the **** up" would have been in line somewhere within that hour.
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fortunefades 3
Look like someone's whipped..
kalbrek009 20
sounds like you need a whaaaambulance, (boo hoo...you both need to grow up) why bother asking him to delete it? You should have asked for something more realistic, & just deleted it yourself if you didn't like the pic. to those who think it's a control thing, it's obvious you're the control freaks or spoiled little girls who need to understand that men are the heads of household & theirs is the FINAL say. I'm not sexist, just stating the facts.... you wanna have everything? then stay single or grow a pair of balls! :)
kritz0 10
You've got to be the biggest ******* idiot ever. Relationships nowadays are PARTNERSHIPS. The man doesn't ******* OWN the female in the relationship. You've got to be ******* KIDDING me if you actually believe your bullshit and think any female will last it out with your deadbeat ******* ass.
tona01 16
now now i disagree with 45 but if you explain things rationaly without insulting he might understand, yes he is sexist and lives in the 1400 but thats how he thinks he is stating his opinion, im not saying you can't but without the agression most of us here are older than 14 and are able to engage in discutions
kritz0 10
And most of us can ******* spell. Wtf is a discutions and agression? I don't really care if you agree or not. But if you are going to tell ME my damn business at least have the courtesy to spell things CORRECTLY. I don't in any ******* way have to be rational towards a sexist idiot. Don't tell me any different.
DoctorDictator 0
Stop being a bitch,cause someone pissed you off online. And, not that i agree with #45, but people are entitled to their own opinions. Deal and shut up.
schalk 12
Calm the **** down and stop complaining about spelling and grammar - you know what he meant. Have you at all considered that english isn't his 1st language and his browser might be set to another language thus rendering the spellchecker useless? Grammar nazi's are the worst commentators because they never have anything useful to add. Also, you're on the internet so unless you've been living under a rock, you should know it's full of things which end in -ism. Just agree to disagree and let it go.
Jaykayfu 0
Hey ugly, shut the **** up . I don't see a spelling bee .
Acousticpixie14 6
I'm a female, and that comment didn't make me flip out. Obviously she needs to get laid. Did you ever think that the fact that we view marriages, etc. as "partnerships" is why most of them end in divorce now? Someone needs to be the head of house. Whether it's man or woman, I don't care, but it's gotta be someone.
devileyekill 0
I agree with pixie to an extent.
kritz0 10
lol did you really just tell me to get laid? Me using the f bomb is DEFINITELY not because I'm "pissed'. FYI I don't ever remembering saying grammar was an issue. You do know those are two seperate catergories right? Another FYI for you, English is the fourth language I was taught. I find it super insulting when someone uses the excuse that English is their second language and then they butcher it. Find better people to teach it to you!!!
kritz0 10
And that ideal sounds so ******* stupid. The hubby and I have treated our relationship as a partnership to make us better together. I find more people I know that have divorced followed this stupid skewed mentallty of the 'head' of the house bullshit.
fthku 13
I find you in need of a chill pill. Or 1000 of them. People were talking to you in a calm manner and you start going "**** YOU **** THIS **** EVERYONE". You have a husband? I'd barely place you past 13. There seem to be a lot of men-hating women here. Suffered some trouble in your relationships so you jump to say OP is a jerk? The truth is, from my experience, OP sounds immature and her boyfriend was just trying to help her. Of course half of you are so hell-bent on your man-hate that you'll see everything a guy does as an asshole thing to do. There was an FML a while ago that a husband wrote, saying his wife smacked his face with a frying pan after he made a snarky comment to her. The majority of women there called the guy an asshole. Of course it's possible the boyfriend meant this in a completely different way as well, but we can't know for sure. Everyone can have their opinion, but jumping and saying "What an asshole, dump him!!"? Keep your bad relationships out of your relationship advice.
kritz0 10
I don't think I mentioned a thing about the OP. To be honest..my hubby and I play things like these on each other all the time. It's a joke and usually what either of us wants....happens in the end. --I never even mentioned the original FML actually. And I DO agree she needs to stop complaining and learn that things DO NOT always go the way they want it to. But the poster that I replied to DID definitely make a few sexist comments and I have the right to state my opinion..with my **** you's or not. I'm pretty darn sure my reply #129 did NOT have a single **** in it. But if you see one...oh well? It's a word. Sorry most people seem to relate a swear word with anger. I didn't think that was REALLY the case in most situations..but obviously you ignorant people seem to thing so. L-O-*******-L.
fthku 13
Holy ****, you are ******* aware I ******* stopped talking to you in the first ******* paragraph , right? ****, man! "And most of us can ******* spell. Wtf is a discutions and agression? I don't really care if you agree or not." Noooo, not angry. And after you said yourself English isn't your first language, why are you judging him or her?
kritz0 10
English isn't my SECOND language either. I'm still able to SPELL correctly. I see absolutely NO anger in what you excerpted from what I said earlier. Obviously you haven't heard anyone say wtf in more of a teasing tone opposed to only in anger. >.< Jeeze.
kritz0 10
"I find it super insulting when someone uses the excuse that English is their second language and then they butcher it." Did you happen to "*******" read that bit from what I said earlier also? Jeeze ******* ignorant.
Sirin_fml 47
Nothing but love emanates from this thread, eh?
fthku 13
I read it, and it's still stupid. That's great for you, really. English isn't my native language either, but just because you and I know it well, doesn't mean anything in regards to other people.
kritz0 10
LOL. You took the effort to learn this language and you are just fine with the fact others who learn it, butcher it to pieces. Okay then. ;)
not_a_jew_21 0
yes FYL for him taking an ugly girls picture.
Soophy_fml 0
... But if you try sometimes... You might find...
LightningLadyy 0
C'mon OP... If you try sometimes... You get what you need.
maybaybe 0
What a dumbass.
malisa916 7
The boyfriend doesn't sound like a jerk. To me it sounds like OP is slightly immature & should grow up a little. I hate fml's like this & instead of seeing interesting or funny comments, all I see are "dump him, dump him, & dump him." If she were to dump him over something as stupid as not deleting a picture, she'll never be in a lasting relationship. Geez people.
onepluszero 0
I like your take on life! ur comment proves u know what ur talking about...
soldier4life_88 0
agreed
Doortje 30
I'm sorry, I can't help you there. Ever since I read your post I've been throwing up non-stop.
iammestaman 0
Yes!! now make him some sandwiches while your at it!
Doortje 30
Yes!! Now learn how to spell while you're at it.
klong91 7
He sounds more like your dad than your boyfriend.