Anonymous
United States
Today, at 2:00 am, my neighbor discovered "What Does The Fox Say?" He loves it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
GoddamnCat
Carson City, United States
Territorial
Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so I kicked the trashcan to see what it was. The fox then chased me for three blocks to find out what I was. FML
MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
nick
United States
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
frenchpop1960
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Confusing
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said, "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML
the_music_major
United States
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
drreeeewwww
Salem, United States
Siren king
Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML
Annoyed
Accokeek, United States
Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML
Rachael
Australia
Today, I was woken up by my elderly neighbor banging on my door at 2am. She needed "urgent" assistance as she had forgotten how to turn her TV off. I'd just fallen asleep. FML
Top comments
may14th 26
at 2:00 the fox shouldn't be saying anything
jentrynicole 20
Tell him the fox says to shut up.
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jentrynicole 20
Tell him the fox says to shut up.
coming back in the future 30
OP's neighbour should be called IE
may14th 26
at 2:00 the fox shouldn't be saying anything
_parth 20
Well fox at 2 am says. Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!.
KatPlaysMC 14
Omg I feel so bad for you
Weiss_Schnee 14
Start playing nyan cat, only louder.
Mauskau 36
Add what I think is called leekspin :D
pinkster2014 25
But what if he likes that too, and then he starts playing THAT? xD
Ichiya 29
Wheebl's narwhal song m on loop.
cari_cat 19
I agree with #40 this sounds like the neighbour's perfect 2am playlist
quesok 22
What does the spleen say?
karma_kicks_back 16
Depends how hard you kick it...
gintwinsmoore 20
cr-cr-cr-cr-cr-cr-crack!!!!!
Xeebar 28
I remember the good old days when foxes said nothing.
HereNReady 13
After all this time? Gangnam Style may be in your near future.
JKPwnage 27
And possibly Harlem Shake
ToxicTyrael 26
Tell him the fox barks and you're going to buy a dog if he doesn't stop harassing the neighbourhood at 2 a.m.
wishfulthinks 19
If he has a dog, offer to look after it for a few days and teach it to bite whenever it hears that song. Problem solved!
esemexicano 9
so....what DOES the fox say?
thes7274473 19
High pitched barking noises. Imagine a beagle puppy.
mellajella 14
Ding ding ding ding ding dingading
TallMist 32
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