Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
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Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
Today, my boyfriend was serving dinner, and decided to circle the table with my son's plate while making UFO noises. My son grabbed at the plate and spilled it, making a huge mess. They both decided that I should clean it up. FML
Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
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unfortunate_13 5
atleast his intentions were good!
sammieInsanityy 0
that's disgusting, let's hope you re-cleaned them >.<
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locachick101 0
Or maybe he wanted to have sex so the poor dude just hurrying on up before you get out the mood!! duh!
guestxxx 0
If they both were in the mood, they wouldn't/shouldn't bother with the clean up first. I know cleaning dishes wouldn't be the first thing on mind.
Pedo_Panda 0
58 you are extremely retarded. Obviously you don't know what its like to be in that kind of situation! Sometimes even stopping to put on a condom is a buzzkill. How do u think dishes would be??
sumrem 0
u mean 68?
cucumberfabulous 7
That doesn't seem to fit with 68
Doortje 30
Mmm, yumm, you'll have some leftover taste the next time you eat from those plates.
girlslikeguys 0
its the thought that counts haha ;)??
imcutefml 0
yes it is
you_and_me_fml 8
maybe he was in a rush to get to tge bedroom so you two can 'relax' together (;
kimscion 0
haha
michiiGii 1
He made the dinner, so why didn't you offer to do the dishes as a thank you? Or, help him with the dishes?
ImaginaryFoe 1
He offered and told her to relax. If your SO wants to do something nice for you, why not let him? The implication is that she washes the dishes every other time (else she would probably would have noticed his method before) so why does she have to offer to do them when he specifically tells her not to? OP, you had a nice evening and your bf made a thoughtful gesture. Next time you're washing up, involve him so he can learn how it's done. Big gestures are great but it's the everyday that matters most.
soldierinarms 0
come on he gave you a romantic dinner
premiermois 5
You stupid bitch, he waited hand and foot on your lard ass and did your womanly jobs for you, stop being such a massive thundercunt. Go suck his dick or something.
xsnowblindx3 0
wow, what a ******** you are
thegame247 0
I hate people like you who can't respect women...
rarr 0
Someone is a sexist coward...
lindhalae 0
agreed!
jess0091 0
29 is a boy who doesn't know how to wash a dish. that's who he's being an ass
premiermois 5
I'm just going to wait until somebody with a sense of observation takes notice of the little pink square outlining my picture here... just going to wait.... In the meantime, lol at all of you.
goza27 0
lmao @ thundercunt! never heard that one!
virginislanstan 0
Train him better, OP. Everyone is getting their panties in a bunch when he offered to wash the dishes. I also bet you cook all the time plus wash them while he goes sits on his ass. I mean it's nice if he does clean up the food...
xninfax 4
aw lol he tried?!
TheRealLori 0
Eeeeeeew! Hope you don't let him move in, your house will be a sty in a day!