Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
Today, my boyfriend was serving dinner, and decided to circle the table with my son's plate while making UFO noises. My son grabbed at the plate and spilled it, making a huge mess. They both decided that I should clean it up. FML
Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
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unfortunate_13 5
atleast his intentions were good!
sammieInsanityy 0
that's disgusting, let's hope you re-cleaned them >.<
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Comments (148)
catmadshea 1
at least he meant well, he was trying to be nice even though he sucks at washing dishes.
alice490 0
thats a man for ya
haeckels_embryos 0
I don't get it... wouldn't that take longer and more work than doing them correctly? :/ Things come off so much easier with soap.
fml98kevin 4
you ungrateful bitch girlfriends.
trey9991 0
that's not how u do it! I let the dog lick it clean then wipe it with a paper towel! amateurs.....
twaumat 28
he's a keeper! lolz
lamargus 0
why are you bitching at least he cooked for you and cleaned up!!!
jimmydw86 0
you got to train these straight men honey, then tend to be pretty dumb/gross.
momma_jess20 0
dont bitch, at least his intentions were good. i hope u go back and reclean them though..
momogal 22
My ex husband used to just run cold water over them. With the dishsoap and sponge literally right in front of his face on the windowsill above the sink.