Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
Today, my boyfriend was serving dinner, and decided to circle the table with my son's plate while making UFO noises. My son grabbed at the plate and spilled it, making a huge mess. They both decided that I should clean it up. FML
Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
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unfortunate_13 5
atleast his intentions were good!
sammieInsanityy 0
that's disgusting, let's hope you re-cleaned them >.<
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Comments (148)
zanysage 0
ever heard of water conservation? you've got smart guy!
kayPandastyle 15
thts hilariously disgusting! next time jus show him how to use the dishwasher lol and as for the comments with "ooh u shulda ben in the kitchen doing it cus ur woman" STFU already! those jokes are soo played out..its not funny anymore use ur brain cells and actually come up with something on ur own..smh
skulluks 0
STFU women, the men can't do anything jokes are so played out. Stop being a hypocrite and come up with something new, in the kitchen, the only place you can come up with good stuff.....sometimes.
Mirorbo 27
That's our way of getting out of having to do the dishes, darling. It's a common practice for the lazy types, such as my boys. They don't even have any excuse! We have a dishwasher! And they're still too lazy to do anything!
skulluks 0
Get your ass back in the kitchen where it belongs and do them your self, you lazy idiot.
MrLaryRottweila 1
(insert kitchen joke here)
marlie_x 8
it sweet he made you dinner and the kind of did the dishes don't complain that's more than alot of guys would do
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Your boyfriend is either a moron, or is just acting like he can't do dishes properly to get out of doing them :l In which case he's just a dick
skulluks 0
Your a dumb ****. Gay back in the kitchen making food or in the bed, making babies.
cptmorgan15 2
So he cooked you dinner and attempted to clean the mess, and you're still complaining???. You ungrateful bitch.
theybebitchin 4
thank you!
Mokiikom_fml 8
You kids are total morons. It's obvious from the OP's post that she regularly cooks (since the dinner done by the boyfriend was an exceptional thing) AND cleans (since otherwise she'd have noticed his peculiar way of cleaning). So she usually does this for him all the time, and because he wanted to do something nice for her, he did the dinner and then offered to clean the dishes. What, do you think she should have refused categorically and wrestled for the dishes??? She merely did as he offered. You kids really don't understand relationships.
Raddaya 3
He's saving valuable water and you're angry at him? People like you are why the world is in this state!
thegame247 0
people like you disgust me
yuggi1 11
This guy has never been taught to wash dishes. Just go up to him and "kindly" show him how to properly do it. Your world won't end, OP. TRUST ME.
monnanon 14
how hard is it to figure out you put hot water and washing up liquid in the basin then wipe the dishes with aformentioned water until clean .Simples
love_him_always3 0
well at least he tried. most guys wouldn't even bother.
mayday6777 4
true true