Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML
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Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
Today, my boyfriend was serving dinner, and decided to circle the table with my son's plate while making UFO noises. My son grabbed at the plate and spilled it, making a huge mess. They both decided that I should clean it up. FML
Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
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unfortunate_13 5
atleast his intentions were good!
sammieInsanityy 0
that's disgusting, let's hope you re-cleaned them >.<
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Comments (148)
pris8cilla 0
it's the thought that counts rite?
skulluks 0
Totally your fault for letting a man do a women's job.
poison_girl 1
it's the thought that counts? o.o
Miss_Random 0
The dinner was thoughtful. Offering to clean up was thoughtful. His method of "washing" the dishes? Not so thoughtful. He must have had to go through a whole roll of paper towels! Wasteful.
Vetroit 0
Poor guy just trying to be nice.. Maybe he would have proposed later that night? :(
Loca48 0
He made you dinner!! Stop complaining!
alancks 0
you should be glad he actually bother to wipe. and not just leaving it overnight for you to wash in the morning haha
SassiestLemon 2
Don't be bitchy, just be thankful that he made you a romantic dinner. If I had a girlfriend as negative as you, I'd send your ass to McDonalds for your romantic dinner. Have fun eating with the creepy hobo :D
diabetictaco 0
stop complaining so much. Atleast he tried and that's more than what most guys do
mx_17 0
I let the dog lick em clean it gets the grease off.