Today, my boyfriend sent me a text telling me to turn the radio on to a certain station. When I did, there was a talk show on, and the host was ranting about how important it is for women to control themselves and not be emotional. My boyfriend continued texting me, asking if I was listening. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally changed the radio station in my boyfriend’s car. He threw a humongous fit and started driving recklessly, almost causing an accident on several occasions. He then dropped me off at a stop sign and told me to, "walk home, you need to lose weight anyway, fat bitch." FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I was having a heated argument with my boyfriend over the phone. Mid-sentence, I yelled, “You never listen to me!” Alexa, from across the room, replied, “I’m listening.” My boyfriend started laughing so hard that he hung up. FML
Today, my man complained about having to listen to my "emotional problems for hours." Yeah, we did talk for two hours, 90% of which was him asking for my advice on which new mattress to buy for his bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
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Slayer_fml 0
Yes, it's very important for us women to not be emotional and to just shut up and listen to our men. Emotions, you see, are not natural parts of life, but irrational outbursts that we must learn to control! Your bf is a jackass.
woxy 0
SUBTLE HINTS
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hahah808 0
22: mahahaha XD eh. if he was like...serious..it sounds like you guys need to sit down and have a discussion. you should talk to him and get from *him* and not some radio station what his issues with you are. if he was joking, laugh, for pity's sake, and be glad you have a funny guy :)
frozen_heart 0
uh, no, no one needs to sue the radio station. free speech! don't censor that stuff! that said, what a dick move by your boyfriend.
factotum 0
Your situation really doesn't sound so bad at all... Break up with him? Some people are assholes and sometimes people make the mistake of dating them. Point in case, if he upsets you that much, it's time for a split.
Failercoptor 0
I totally understand where her bf is coming from, my ex was way to emotional, emotions are awesome but shit, i don't want to walk on eggshells all goddamn day!
lexy88 0
you deserrrrrrrrrrrrve it because you'rrrrrrrrrrrre a dumb bitch who's dating an assssssssssssssshole
so1337 0
sooooo deserved!!! i'll be laughing all day at this one.
arcangel81 0
your boyfriend sounds like someone I would want to hang out with... this is epic
MonkeySpeaks 4
you're a ***** (# 2 i think).... well it depends. if she is overly emotional and cries ALL THE TIME or freaks out too easily... then as a guy he would PROBABLY start looking at this as "crying wolf." A guy isn't going to bend over backward to try and fix every little thing because men want to be with someone who is emotionally stable and mature and a mature person doesn't have emotional issues. (getting a grip on your emotions is a part of maturity). im not even saying that to be snarky. I have to work on my own emotional baggage and its been an issue here and there for my otherwise fantastic relationship. A guy will comfort a girl if her "outburst" is rational... but if she cries all the time... it would just frustrate and annoy him and that doesn't make him a bad guy... it just makes him someone tha doesnt want to babysit their sig other everytime there is an iusse...
schwurlie 0
#6, exactly. Dump your boyfriend (and that's not you getting emotional, that would simply be you getting a douchebag out of your life).
666midnight 0
haha, that would be something i'd send to my girlfriend, cept i'd only do it as a joke to wind her up as she loves it and i get away with it =P If he was serious thats just a bit mean though