Today, my boyfriend saw a YouTube video of a guy throwing boiling water into the cold air, with the water immediately turning to ice and vapor. He copied it, but only succeeded in dousing himself with boiling water, then making me drive his idiot self to the hospital. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, I drove my boyfriend to hospital because he felt extremely ill. His buddies had gotten their hands on a Taser, and he had the brilliant idea of being shot as part of a YouTube stunt video. Now I have an empty gas tank and have to clean up a puddle of vomit in my living room. FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML
Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
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buckeyed 20
Ice ice baby...err, burn baby burn?
MrsDruidess 23
Didn't he hear the "kids don't try this at home part" lol sorry OP
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Comments (97)
ohSNAPyall 27
Impressive. There was only a 1 in 4 chance he'd end up throwing it while facing into the wind.
megcarpy 19
I watched that clip!
nokturn_fml 11
I have tried this lots minus the burning part! It's actually really cool and sometimes we add food coloring it also needs to be almost -40 for it to work though.
Kimii44 4
i saw that same video xD
tim_jr628 6
I did this, but made sure I threw it where the wind would take it away from me.
ladyinsomnia 2
I feel for you. My sister recently did the EXACT same thing. Then today, I caught her pouring lighter fluid on her hand, lighting it on FIRE and then shaking her hand fast to make it go out before it burned through the fluid and started burning her hand. I really dont know what the hell is wrong with people today.
dareintheren 7
Was it juNcurryahn?
SEABASSr0130 11
HOLY SHIT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NOBODYEPIC