Drunk
United States
Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Christinemh329
United States
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Clean living
Today, I wasn’t hungover at work for a change, after quitting heavy drinking of 10+ years. My boss accused me of being “high as a kite on drugs”, because I was “suspiciously chirpy.” FML
FreshFaced
United Kingdom
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Lexxiluvstwat
Today, I was written up at work and sent home 20 minutes into my shift. My boss thought I was under the influence of something, but it’s really just the first time I’ve come to work with no makeup on. FML
Sarah
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Nice to know
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Drunkactor
United States
Today, my boss fired me because of my drinking problem. The reason he thinks I have a drinking problem? I was in a play he saw, in which I played a drunk person. I've been completely sober my whole life. FML
meh
Dublin, United States
Today, after drinking myself to an oblivion, I awoke with a massive hangover. I didn’t want to go to work, but every excuse I came up with in my head screamed of alcoholics. When I arrived, my boss asked me why I was there. It was my day off. FML
last night king
The day after
Today, I went to work completely hung over. I was at my desk for 5 minutes before security threw me out on my ass. Apparently, I’m hung over because I got fired yesterday and got blackout drunk, completely forgetting that I had been fired. FML
Anonymous
United States
It's all my fault
Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML
paulcorrea95
United States
Boozing on the job
Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML
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FirstBornUnicorn 0
That just means that you have a personality of a drunk person. I wonder what you're like when you are drunk.
starile 20
Your normal drunken self?
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starile 20
Your normal drunken self?
Isumbella 0
Drunk is always fun my friend.
ifyouseekamy666 0
I got sent to the guidance office one time cuz my teachers thought I was comin to school drunk xP
glambert1998 0
how?
jaded_pragmatist 0
damn straight
babyjaguar96 0
word
thatonek1d 0
.15 blood alcohol is yourself?
loloalltheway 23
If you pretend to be someone you are not then YOU DESERVE IT!!!!
AndreaM_fml 0
haha! Love it!
22cute 17
Who were you being allthis time?
FirstBornUnicorn 0
That just means that you have a personality of a drunk person. I wonder what you're like when you are drunk.
Chopperman_fml 0
He normally works drunk.
Dudeitsnuri 0
dude really please put some clothes on I just had breakfast and I don't wanna lose it change this pic man
rallets 23
he probably acts sober when hes drunk
InDenial 6
Hey #4 you stole that picture off my best friend that used to post on this site. His name started with C I forgot. It's on the tip of my tongue.
jinxthejinx 0
InDenial: That picture is everywhere. You can't "steal" pictures from the Internet. Also—YOUR MOM is on the tip of MY tongue. ;p
tngodzilla 0
oooooooh! owned! ^^ high five!
unluckygirl86 4
he stole it from google
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Clarkie used to have this pic, but he hasn't been on in a while.
suxs4ulol 22
do u listen to da red hot chili peppers? ur name is a lyric in one of there songs
kisweetie2001 3
You're right, fyl, but sometimes, it's best not to be yourself.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#9 My boss actually gave me advice like that today.
Shookitup 0
Sarcasm is a great quality.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#11 I know she was being sarcastic. Sadly, I wasn't...
Shookitup 0
*sigh* Look what our society is turning into.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I do hope that while you're over there shaking your head at society, you're referring to my boss's suggestion rather than referring to me. :/
ZleveL 0
yep girls, take a glance at society, and you will see slutty clothes and auto tune is taking over. (-.-) and fakes, but more impotantly auto tune :|
alienc 0
It's kind of disheartening that we sometimes have to be something were not in this world. After awhile you forget yourself and can't get it back having to stay in this warped reality that you have created. I dunno, just my thoughts on the world atm.
CoolAsian 0
oh wow are you guys serious I be myself everyday and I am just cool like that, be yourself everyone else is taken, ever heard of that?
MonEyOvErBytChes 0
untrue
telli164 30
#5. When is it not a good time to be yourself? That's ridiculous.
Arnvs 8
Let's say you wanted to kill someone and you're an extremely nonviolent baker. That would not be a good time to be yourself ;)
Shookitup 0
Well nobody can be better at being you than yourself :) Flaunt it.
ZleveL 0
so if you act like an idiot they think you're sober? Something is wrong.
kisweetie2001 3
May be this person just has a natirally messed up personality. Who knows?
kisweetie2001 3
*naturally
530boy 0
YDI for being 2 faced.
banananut 0
how is that being 2 faced? people that are silly can't just act however at work, they have to act professional.
530boy 0
umm not really what if op was acting extremely bitchy and rude when they were acting like themselves? you hate me! sh*t:(
aback 5
Be professional at work--it's what you get paid for. Be yourself around friends.
banananut 0
i really don't see the fml in this. so he thinks you're drunk, big deal. these fml's are getting worse and worse..
anorexicbarbie 8
It's his/her boss, so it is a big deal.
llppjhddt 0
exactly
spyder1588 0
Maybe you shouldn't be yourself at work.... lol