Today, my boyfriend saw a YouTube video of a guy throwing boiling water into the cold air, with the water immediately turning to ice and vapor. He copied it, but only succeeded in dousing himself with boiling water, then making me drive his idiot self to the hospital. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
Today, I drove my boyfriend to hospital because he felt extremely ill. His buddies had gotten their hands on a Taser, and he had the brilliant idea of being shot as part of a YouTube stunt video. Now I have an empty gas tank and have to clean up a puddle of vomit in my living room. FML
Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML
Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML
Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
buckeyed 20
Ice ice baby...err, burn baby burn?
MrsDruidess 23
Didn't he hear the "kids don't try this at home part" lol sorry OP
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (97)
RedPillSucks 33
An FML for him, not sure why it's an FML for you...
Llama_Face89 34
"If this were another country we'd have to tell you the contents are hot. Thank goodness we live in Canada." As seen on the side if a coffee cup..
spoo 24
And this children, is how natural selection works.
BigMac92 11
Oh come on, he was doing it in the name of science. Unless he through the water in the air above himself. In which case, I'm sorry OP.
mzcupcakez 20
the trick is to throw outwards not to throw upwards
thatsabiggun 11
Lol it depends where in the US you were. If it was in Minnesota at night, it could've actually worked. If it was in Florida or some place like that, he's a dumbass FYL
Zebediabolical 45
If you look closely it says that OP is in Indiana.
Ahmie20 4
Think I heard about that on the radio lol
Proyden 13
Could you share a link to the video? You know, for science?
jmagd781 16
Your dumb ass American boyfriend, shouldn't try and copy Canadians who do know how to do it.
empbob 20
If he'd paid attention, the video told him it needs to be below about -35degF outside for it to work...
Ian_from_0070 16
Well these past couple days. Indian Illinois Ohio and New York have been in the -20's so it's possible it was the right temp of -35 at the time he tried. Still not an excuse to for throwing it in a way which would burn him