Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should aim to have my baby in early July, or wait until he gets back from Europe in October. I'm due September 4th, and he will be "incredibly disappointed" if he misses the birth of his first grandchild due to my "selfishness". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother-in-law told me to "just wait" until she gets home from her trip, because apparently, taking a vacation with her partner is more important than the birth of her first grandchild. Contractions started a few hours ago. Part of me hopes she misses it. FML
Today, the father of my unborn child told me he isn't sure he'll be able to make it to the birth, since there's no guarantee of when it will happen, so he can't schedule time off. This would be understandable if he actually had a job. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to be in the room whilst I gave birth. He offered to wait in the waiting room, but only if I gave birth on a weekend, and if it was a weekday he’d be too busy at work. I reproduced with this guy, and this isn’t the meanest thing he’s ever said to me. FML
Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My boyfriend and I have been dying to have kids together. This would be an exciting moment if he wasn't deploying in June and will miss everything except the morning sickness. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremely selfish person, and that I don't love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a back rub in two weeks, sleep too much, and have a hormonal problem. Once again: I AM PREGNANT! FML
Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
Today, my future sister-in-law, who hasn’t even been engaged a week, informed everyone that the wedding is on December 19th, which is the due date of my first child. My brother won’t change the date and is making my family choose between his wedding or being at the hospital with me. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
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kooochris1995 14
Jeez don't be so selfish!!! Women these days!!
perdix 31
Tell him you're disappointed that his gigolo son still hasn't popped the question even after knocking you up. I'll bet the old bastard will stop taking his petty annoyances to you anymore.
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Comments (220)
kshort 3
But pregnant women are smug!
SoultheWolf 19
Tell him if he wants the baby born within his time schedule then he better become God and help you, or he can stop being the selfish one and leave Europe early and be back for his grandchild's birth. FYL
thekidthatsmiles 0
September 4th is my birthday :D
gumzy 6
Whatever happened to marriage first and than having a kid?
NoOneLovesYou 13
Who cares? Marriage doesn't guarantee stability for the child. It doesn't promise that two people will love each other and shall the responsibility of raising a child... if you know you're ready, regardless of your legal relationship with your partner, there's nothing wrong with it. In fact, those situations tend to end better than two people in an unhappy marriage.
L0veLess_fml 6
Heeey that's beyonce's birthday
swimmersrok 0
If i were you, id have your boyfriend get a nice video of the pregnancy, so that he knows EXACTLY what happens. Itll be like hes right there. He'll get to see everything he wants, and some that he doesnt.
antivirusjr 6
. Woop woop.. my birthday is Sept. 4th!!! holla!
warlink 0
Hey, I was born September 3rd!
lea3829 7
jus kill that old bitch
BIGASSTITS 12
He sounds like a ****.