Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to be in the room whilst I gave birth. He offered to wait in the waiting room, but only if I gave birth on a weekend, and if it was a weekday he’d be too busy at work. I reproduced with this guy, and this isn’t the meanest thing he’s ever said to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he thought about having kids and, without a pause, he went, “Ew, no thanks.” I’m pretty sure I’m six weeks pregnant so, yeah… FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he might want kids one day, and he most definitely does not. In fact, he even thanked me for reminding him we need to stock up on condoms when we go shopping, plus he’s even considering a vasectomy just to make sure. I’m already pregnant. FML
Today, when my boyfriend got home, I told him about how I’d had the worst day with our baby. Without blinking, he told me to say the word and he’d drive to a different city and anonymously surrender our son to a fire station and all our suffering would be over. He was completely serious. FML
Today, my husband was offered, and accepted, pain relief during an ultrasound on his scrotum, and I’m sat here remembering how I wasn’t offered any pain relief at all while birthing a 9lb baby, because I was left in the waiting room so long they told me it was too late for an epidural. FML
Today, I had to offer my boyfriend a no-hard-feelings opportunity to just leave. He never wanted to be a dad, but since we accidentally got pregnant and had our son, I’ve watched his mental health go downhill so fast I was afraid he’d kill himself if he kept forcing himself to stay with us. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
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mike3775 39
If that was t the meanest thing he has ever said, why are you still with him? Anyone said that to me, I’m gone,
amd21905 9
Sadly, you should of RUN away the 1st.time he showed you who he was. Now you have a child involved in a situation. Make the best of it and LEAVE be he starts laying hands on you or your baby.
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amd21905 9
Sadly, you should of RUN away the 1st.time he showed you who he was. Now you have a child involved in a situation. Make the best of it and LEAVE be he starts laying hands on you or your baby.
amd21905 9
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mike3775 39
If that was t the meanest thing he has ever said, why are you still with him? Anyone said that to me, I’m gone,
ShortCaffinatedTitan 11
I'm not going to sugar-coat it, if this isn't a one off thing and he's said worse stuff to you, run, don't let yourself or your child live in a situation like this, you and your child deserve so much better
Wadlaen 24
I get the impression that you've made several not that good choices...
2deployments1divorce 11
Yeah look at this idiot that wants too be able to pay his bills after his child comes into the world, jeesh.
amd21905 9
RUN, don't walk away! You say this isn't even the worst he has said to you? When someone shows you who they are BELIEVE HIM! "Your Love" isn't going to change him. Pack your stuff and go to your mom's!