Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should aim to have my baby in early July, or wait until he gets back from Europe in October. I'm due September 4th, and he will be "incredibly disappointed" if he misses the birth of his first grandchild due to my "selfishness". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother-in-law told me to "just wait" until she gets home from her trip, because apparently, taking a vacation with her partner is more important than the birth of her first grandchild. Contractions started a few hours ago. Part of me hopes she misses it. FML
Today, the father of my unborn child told me he isn't sure he'll be able to make it to the birth, since there's no guarantee of when it will happen, so he can't schedule time off. This would be understandable if he actually had a job. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to be in the room whilst I gave birth. He offered to wait in the waiting room, but only if I gave birth on a weekend, and if it was a weekday he’d be too busy at work. I reproduced with this guy, and this isn’t the meanest thing he’s ever said to me. FML
Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My boyfriend and I have been dying to have kids together. This would be an exciting moment if he wasn't deploying in June and will miss everything except the morning sickness. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremely selfish person, and that I don't love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a back rub in two weeks, sleep too much, and have a hormonal problem. Once again: I AM PREGNANT! FML
Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
Today, my future sister-in-law, who hasn’t even been engaged a week, informed everyone that the wedding is on December 19th, which is the due date of my first child. My brother won’t change the date and is making my family choose between his wedding or being at the hospital with me. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
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kooochris1995 14
Jeez don't be so selfish!!! Women these days!!
perdix 31
Tell him you're disappointed that his gigolo son still hasn't popped the question even after knocking you up. I'll bet the old bastard will stop taking his petty annoyances to you anymore.
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Comments (220)
LemonLolly 10
Wow.... Tell him you can't control when the baby's born. Jesus, what else does he not know about babies?
leilaostara 1
I don't understand why OP deserves it. :L
Rocky007 15
Wait, you're not even married! In that case chances are this isn't even his grandkid anyway.
76transam 0
Part of me doesnt like this comment but at the same time in this generation you might be right sadly.. People lie and cheat and girls are ***** and guys are players thats the age we live in total lack morals! Dating is dying out and being replaced by hooking up. And people find their next partner before they even break up with the previous one so i just stay away from all that crap im gonna stay single and disease free!
76transam 0
Oh and if and when i do get married if my wife asks why i still use a condom ill say cus i dont know where the other guy has been haha
Rxoxdx 0
It's ur fault though for NOT USING A CONDOM!!
gr82bhere 9
Maybe she was trying to get pregnant. Also, even if they were using a condom, it could have broke.
vbmg152 19
My Dad (rest his soul) came to see me after the birth of my daughter, 30 years ago, she was born Dec. 1, his birthday was Dec. 2! He looked at me with a serious, hurt look on his face & said "Couldn't you have waited one more day to have the baby? I wanted her to have my birthday!" I was stunned, didn't know what to say, I felt bad!
babylove0904 1
That my birthday!
muppetslover 11
Same! And my boyfriend's too!
furfantasies 0
Hey, the baby pops out whenever it wants. Doesn't he know that?
gottageek 17
Have the baby when it's ready, and if he gets offended and ask why, you need only to respond with " because **** you, that's why".
Mattpig 15
Ydi for lettin him get u prego
AngeloDiCielo 4
Why the heck are people bashing on her about getting pregnant before getting married? It's not like her boyfriend left her. And not all women who have sex before married are *****! For crying out loud, people, we live in the 21st century; society evolves!!!!!!!!