Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to cover his share of the rent because he didn't work during the week, saying business has been slow. I checked and found out he called in sick four times. He wanted to stay home and watch online gaming matches. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
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structuredchaoz 4
Time for him to train to become a professional bachelor
Mitcha857 0
wow this guys a douche! He couldn't wait one more night to "train"? It's not like the gaming system is gonna grow legs and run away, unlike his girlfriend
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Comments (130)
cherry72 13
run away... it's only gonna get worse!!! trust me.
sydneymwfca 10
looks like its time for a new boyfriend.
billiam268 2
ITS A BOYFRIEND NOT A HUSBAND, HOW CAN YOU HAVE AN ANNIVERSARY IF ITS NOT A HUSBAND the definition of an anniversary : An anniversary is a day that commemorates and/or celebrates a past wedding that occurred on the same day of the year as the initial wedding. NO WEDDING = NO ANNIVERSARY
monnanon 14
Actually an anniversary is the celebration of a certain date a yearly occurance of the date of past event (found on dictionary.com) If your description was true there would be no death anniversaries or businesses celebrating their opening on the same date every year or annual festivals. People can have anniversaries for whatever they want you are not the anniversay police.
DonZilla_RAWR 6
Yup, I agree with the dictionary.com dude/girl (I didn't check the info sorry, please forgive me ):). And *ehem* it's "ANNI"versary...as in yearly. It has nothing to do with just marriage, it's just one of the great miracles of life that's special enough to celebrate annually (:
kushmonster 0
don't make fun! that's legit! lots of money to be make from gaming actually!
Mittle 0
and you stayed with him for 3 years
Aulpa 4
as someone who gamed and almost lost my marriage, tread lightly. an ultimatum could work but it could backfire.
salva13 3
obviously you need to be with someone more mature. your boyfriend sounds like a kid. unless you are a kid yourself, it's understandable.
Zodaicz 4
It's something that girls just don't understand.
loovverrr 0
If he hasn't put a ring on it, I hate to break it to you leave him.
monnanon 14
Actually, and don't lose your head over this mindblowing piece of information, but women game too and some game excessively.
thunderhead32 0
that's when u have too think why the **** am I still with this guy
MrCommonSense 0
could you by any chance give me his gamertag?