Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to cover his share of the rent because he didn't work during the week, saying business has been slow. I checked and found out he called in sick four times. He wanted to stay home and watch online gaming matches. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
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structuredchaoz 4
Time for him to train to become a professional bachelor
Mitcha857 0
wow this guys a douche! He couldn't wait one more night to "train"? It's not like the gaming system is gonna grow legs and run away, unlike his girlfriend
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Comments (130)
monnanon 14
Tell him to move his lazy ass. There is not much chance he would get a job like that even though there are game testers about. He's just making excuses to do whatever he wants so you have to make some decisions here. Either make your peace with his gameing (not reccomended since hes missing occasions that are important to you) or speak to him about it. Don't give him an ultimatum because it usually backfires. Just try to talk to him instead and explain why he needs not to game all the time.
fearfulsymmetry 1
Why should he be required to take you out, OP? It's not your birthday, which would consist of him perhaps treating you. It's a three year anniversary, for BOTH of you, which means it should be a special occasion for BOTH of you. You're not dating yourself. It goes both ways. So, what are you planning to do for him?
DonZilla_RAWR 6
When I read this it was out loud....My boyfriend just laughed and praised your boyfriend -____-" One time, on one of anniversaries he left me to go buy Final Fantasy XIII with his best friend. You're not the only one with a game addicted partner (:
khaya 9
Trust me, you will learn to appreciate those quick fingers and lighting fast reflexes. Just don't be grossed out when he screams headshot.
DonZilla_RAWR 6
That just sent a wrong picture through my head -____-" Thanks -____-"
mucking101 0
how dare you interfere with that!
some1azn 0
She won't be saying anything when he competes against other players and win $10,000. :
Gman0771 0
Your boyfriend is a Dut
lifecontroller 2
So am i!!!!!!
ShakeMeDown 12
good for him!
Rainbow_dumpster 28
I wish YouTube still had the vuvuzela as a button for videos. xD