Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to cover his share of the rent because he didn't work during the week, saying business has been slow. I checked and found out he called in sick four times. He wanted to stay home and watch online gaming matches. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
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Top comments
structuredchaoz 4
Time for him to train to become a professional bachelor
Mitcha857 0
wow this guys a douche! He couldn't wait one more night to "train"? It's not like the gaming system is gonna grow legs and run away, unlike his girlfriend
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Comments (130)
Livinia 11
Well it's a serious profession that takes up a lot of time to train for. He's obviously got his priorities in order. (:
doc_j 0
truth. plus he could end up makin alot of money if he ever wants to be a game tester which most of em do when there not playing in tournaments
magandeepsingh 2
girl. in the most appreciable and pleasant of manners, pleaser accept this sincere and honest and well-meant compliment...you are soooo pretty!
doc_j 0
hello to the fiftenth millonth person that has told her that on this site. geez i literaly think i am the only person with a penis that hasnt told u that. and its not cause its not true cause yes u are very beautiful but flippin christ hardley anyone ever comments about what u say in ur post
starwind3438 9
No 26 he doesn't you idiot.
Livinia 11
It's called sarcasm you idiot.
_livinforlols 0
^^winnin
doc_j 0
by football she means soccer. god damn i miss all my brits. i need a ****** brew
N3v43h 0
Next... A suitable response would be, f**k his best friend who's free to go out. Then ask him to tag it on a wall in whatever game he's playing. ;)
starile 20
what the heck is with your comments all being about the girl sleeping with the guy's best friend? nursing a wound there, buddy?
N3v43h 0
Nah, just obscene
TheSithAssassin 15
And by soccer he means futbol.
DarkMoon159 5
time to unplug his gaming system.
kut19 6
YDI for trying to crush his dreams.
vanquish83 0
Well its sux have a gamer bf but thats me!! Games came after women FTW!!!! Bye ladies!!! wahahahaha!!!
elat4lolz 0
your boyfriend is made of pure win
starwind3438 9
You are a moron 46.
TKrisha_fml 5
You need a new boyfriend