nofriends
Japan
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
me
Bronx, United States
Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Brookie Bear
Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML
lrgenesis
United States
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
sastgamer
Minneapolis, United States
Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
highschoolnobody
United States
Guest star
Today, I was looking through my high school yearbook. I found a picture of myself and a couple of my friends at our senior prom. The caption gave the names of all my friends, their dates who didn't attend our school, and listed me only as "Guest." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML
PerpetuallyHappy
Rochester, United States
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML
Top comments
that_is_Nathy 9
You actualy had no one signing your yearbook? Aw that's sad
Lisa89 3
My bet is you didn't even ask anyone to sign it. Should have asked them, get a conversation going, sign their's etc. Anyway, it's sad either way, sorry OP.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (197)
that_is_Nathy 9
You actualy had no one signing your yearbook? Aw that's sad
urdirtyolduncle 15
Kinda pathetic, actually
HubertPL 0
i don't get these fmls there is so many of them. It's your own fault for not having friends. Op should go be more social and stop feeling sorry for themselves.
MizzErikaHart 8
the yearbook doesn't change anything. your parents kno ur a loser
urdirtyolduncle 15
The yearbook is a lie!
PurpleRae420 0
That is really sad there's always someone nice enough to sign it and it's not just the teachers !! Wow you must've been a total loner in high school don't feel bad hopefully you'll make friends out of high school
denbeste 3
I never let anyone sing my yearbook. Then again, I set it on fire for fun :D
iLazy 0
I don't see the significance of signing a yearbook.
WOGBRO 6
25- I can see why you won't let them SING your yearbook.
The_Weirdo 10
Just because you haven't gotten it signed doesn't mean you have no friends, and besides, why should your mom care about friends? My mom didn't.
daysgoby902 6
I'll be your friend. =]
heyimjennyFML 5
nobody signed it? in my school people would go to other people they didn't even know and sign their year book. and you have to have atleast 1 friend it's not possible to not have any! especially if you're in high school..or you could go to a small school then it would be acceptable
Truth_Nazi 0
Sorry if people now a days refuse to be your friend just because you don't have the best everything.
thunderhead32 0
wow ur from Germany
pandabearsmiles 0
34- Dude get over yourself. So a person switches TWO LETTERS around, it's not a big deal.
iamfunny 0
OP- id sign your yearbook!!!!
Apaulus 5
will u be my friend?
simonsaysYDI 8
it's alright OP, I did the same thing for my middle school yearbook. :D You're just in your awkward phase, the friends will come eventually. My senior year yearbook for HS was filled with glorious memories from all real friends :P
isac1234 0
#15 mizz erika hearts ? You're a shit bag that's the meanest thing to say you biotch
iamfunny 0
15- yeah okay, and youre a bitch
Meowchie 5
Lol @ #15. I bet that ***** only had people sign hers out of pity and she still doesn't even realise it.
hi3434 1
I would have sign it :)
twinkybandit 2
that's sad. t
volley4eva1698 0
ILL SIGN YOUR YEARBOOK :)
CryMoreFMLs 15
Forever Alone.jpg needs to be taped into OP's yearbook.
lntreis_fml 0
I didnt even have a yearbook because I was absent the only week that we had to pay them.. >.
hottiebrunette 0
no kidding.
Molord1 0
2- so is your face.
UnknwnClassicGrl 5
I was literally awwwing at this FML. *sniff*
Dreamkiller51 5
Cmon getting a someone to sign your YB is easy.I mean I got my Bus Driver to sign mine.
Dreamkiller51 5
and don't worry op I'll sign your FML. have a nice summer
humzizzl3 0
lol seriously your life is very sad
Lisa89 3
My bet is you didn't even ask anyone to sign it. Should have asked them, get a conversation going, sign their's etc. Anyway, it's sad either way, sorry OP.
A7X_LoVeee 10
I'm with you on this one. There's been times where people that I haven't really talked with have come up to me and asked me to sign theirs. I never think anything of it and I've done the same. It's not like if you ask someone they'll refuse...unless he/she is a douche.
FunnyGuy5051 7
I hate when someone I hate wants to sign mine
sanchogrim 18
atleast yours didn't get stolen. :(
memo619 0
it's not that hard to say "here's 2 bucks, please sign my yearbook"
kwchambers92 10
who would pay for that? OP just needs to stop being so antisocial
A7X_LoVeee 10
Looks like you're talking from experience.
cmwatson33 2
xD win
womanjesus 0
hey 5 why are you such a bitch
lexi365 20
OP lives in Japan so yen would be more appropriate.
hellothere2616 0
hahaha 80 good one:D
livin_plur 0
131- #5 is actually a male so instead if searching for a bitch fight like a lot of other lil girls on this site y don't u know what ur gonna get into first..
xxlauruh 0
men can be bitches too. :)
MikalaHart 4
You can call a guy a bitch..... Trust me I have done it myself. It seems to make them more upset when you say that
fireice22 0
Tell her you used the book to save a man who was on fire and that in the process the book caught fire.
kyanisaurus 0
I'll be friends! where in Tokyo? haha
Lisa89 3
Yeh, I'd be long distant friend >.< Unless you have no friends because you're horrible rather than have no friends because you're shy.
mexicotoucher 7
You should have got you're teachers to sign. Teachers are cool
ohSNAPyall 27
Stay in school - Mrs. Daniels Say no to drugs! - Mr. Smitty 2 good + 2 be = 4gotten - Ms. Jenkins Nobody will suspect a thing....
sourgirl101 29
That's great! Especially, if Ms. Jenkins is the math teacher.(:
lntreis_fml 0
yeah, but it's still pretty sad to have your yearbook signed by teachers ONLY. That really sucks for you, Op :(
tstacks44 0
ha mexicotoucher? like the name ;)
Sharkskull 2
This year I only let my teachers and a very close friend sign my yearbook.
david000123 0
not when ur teacher is a bitch
bluegoldfish 7
ouch. time to make some friends...or just ask to sign someone else's, then they'll feel compelled to sign yours. probably.
MollyDollLifee 1
I would have signed buddy!
WCARlover 35
Aw that makes me really sad :(. I wouldve signed it!