Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to cover his share of the rent because he didn't work during the week, saying business has been slow. I checked and found out he called in sick four times. He wanted to stay home and watch online gaming matches. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
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Top comments
structuredchaoz 4
Time for him to train to become a professional bachelor
Mitcha857 0
wow this guys a douche! He couldn't wait one more night to "train"? It's not like the gaming system is gonna grow legs and run away, unlike his girlfriend
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Comments (130)
BigEyedOwl 1
quick scope!!
kimberlyann18 0
sounds like my boyfriend
musiclexii124 0
there shouldn't be a 4th anniversary
999pun999 0
tell him to narrow down those priorities, he has to stick with a genre and then expand! I'm the tetris and rpg type gamer + a little bit of fight games
gann1 0
Don't worry, he'll have to retire after 4 years because of a wrist injury anyway. He'll be totally ready for your 7 year anniversary and he'll have made over a million bucks in that time!
kdnash91 0
Dump him. His games are obviously more important than you. Sounds like a typical asshole.
jibz83 2
Another woman keeping the man down...wants to be a professional gamer? Make him a sandwich and watch him play...
son4life 0
**** that shit!
darkinkinda 0
what's he play? as a professional gamer I'll kick his ass in any game you want there's a time for everything and relationships are always first
jadejazmyn 5
if he is truly trying to become a professional gamer then you should support him instead of complaining about it. I'm sure you would want his support in whatever you were doing that he didn't agree with and would mad if he didn't support you so show him the same respect. Cuz guaranteed honey he will find one of those gamer chicks who does understand and will support what he's doing and either cheat on you with her or leave you all together. Get with the program honey, it's just an anniversary.