Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to cover his share of the rent because he didn't work during the week, saying business has been slow. I checked and found out he called in sick four times. He wanted to stay home and watch online gaming matches. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
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Top comments
structuredchaoz 4
Time for him to train to become a professional bachelor
Mitcha857 0
wow this guys a douche! He couldn't wait one more night to "train"? It's not like the gaming system is gonna grow legs and run away, unlike his girlfriend
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Comments (130)
tnlander 20
A pro gamer can make between $36,000 and $1 million a year. If your snatch can make it rain like that, then you've a complaint. If not then someone needs to practice not getting fragged on Halo.
xjustmex 0
******* win lol halo forever. I played believe the hype once. (professional team) lost by a 10 tho :( o well gl being MLG op's bf
gear4 29
Gaylo
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
the world doesn't revolve around you, people have interests besides pleasing your every whim
KARMAREBEL 0
DUN PLUCK OFF THE PLUG TRUST ME AS I AM A GAMER TOO(I AM A KID MIND U)HE WOULD KILL U
CasualZombie 6
well gaming isn't just fat guys in basements anymore. a lot of people don't understand that gaming has evolved entirely and can even be a career. let him follow his dream haha apparently you're not part of it ;) his loss? probably.
TheDrifter 24
A career? I don't know if i'd go that far, but there is a slightly better than one in a million chance that Op's bf could one day actually get paid to be a gamer.
xjustmex 0
not if he's actually good
ThatFatGuyBehind 3
If you leave him atleast make him a sammich on the was out!
ThatFatGuyBehind 3
*way
CharlieH94 0
HEY!! ...That takes more practice than you think... >.> haha
lovesw_2006 0
u'd better dump him ASAP
Daddymo 14
You mean ex-boyfriend, surely?
thekrammer 5
let the man train, technically we are all training to be professional gamers