scratchy
Israel
Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Infested Girlfriend
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Sharing is caring
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
kiwi
United States
Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML
violetbcracecar
Suisun City, United States
Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML
anonamous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend would not ride in my convertible with the top down because he "didn't want to mess up his hair." My boyfriend is prissier than I am. FML
Foxy0706
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Top comments
Fa7_fml 0
Your man is too stupid to be a man.
Somemadbloke1 1
well he is clearly stupid, not much more to say.
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Comments (134)
inahaz 0
If he starts itching "down south" you need to ask his thoughts on whether men are also immune to crabs.
trev729 0
your boyfriend is disgusting, the end. :)
Zebidee 9
Don't breed from this man.
noogins 0
kick him in the nuts and when be bends ove run an electric shaver over his head.
gizz104 0
What he meant to say was men refuse to acknowledge that they can get or already have lice. So, being the women in the relationship you should already know your role. Once you finish making his dinner, cleaning, and rubbing his feet, then you should very seductively wash his hair aka lice treatment. Then promptly return to the kitchen where you belong. :)
silverstream20 20
so take a hint obviously hair care is beyond him
jltstephens 0
he's probably talking about Texas men .... Texas me can't have lice or catch aids ... it's impossible ... FACT!!
tykiej 0
Why are you with him?????
kratos1586 0
hahaha xD
zanguard 0
Men rarely have lice, we eat them out of our hair like monkeys before they can reproduce.