Health: Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against...

scratchy 8 December 2010, 14:56 Israel

Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML

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Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

Georgia 13 May 2011, 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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Infested Girlfriend 30 April 2020, 05:00 Cardiff, United Kingdom

Sharing is caring

Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML

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Anonymous 29 April 2009, 01:07 United States

Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML

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Anonymous 2 August 2015, 09:16 Canada

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

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Anonymous 27 November 2010, 02:09 Canada

Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML

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kiwi 11 November 2009, 22:10 United States

Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML

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violetbcracecar 14 December 2016, 03:48 Suisun City, United States

Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML

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anonamous 17 July 2009, 16:59 United States

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML

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Anonymous 21 August 2019, 06:00

Today, my boyfriend would not ride in my convertible with the top down because he "didn't want to mess up his hair." My boyfriend is prissier than I am. FML

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Foxy0706 10 November 2015, 19:27 Baton Rouge, United States

Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML

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Fa7_fml 0

8 December 2010, 18:58

Your man is too stupid to be a man.

Somemadbloke1 1

8 December 2010, 18:53

well he is clearly stupid, not much more to say.

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Comments (134)

MissLizWolf 8

8 December 2010, 19:01

you now can have lice together.(: but I'm sorry OP, /:

xShannonxSammyx 7

8 December 2010, 19:09

Your picture is full of win.

MrCalves 1

9 December 2010, 04:54

Your picture is full of gray

klong91 7

8 December 2010, 19:03

Your bf is a moron

Gloritank 8

8 December 2010, 19:10

Lice like clean hair. If his is messy he's fine :D

catatonicsleep 17

8 December 2010, 19:59

Fine to not get them maybe but since he already has them he needs to kill them with a lice treatment...

sourgirl101 29

8 December 2010, 21:22

What if it's clean but messy?

burnbabyburn23 0

8 December 2010, 19:11

that is dumb!! if you get through to him though heres the cure!! I'm a nanny so i have kids with lice all the time and take my word for it dont waste money on lice treatments anyways!! they often dont work and take too much time money and chemicals...the answer to lice is REAL MAYONAISE!! it may seem gross but slather ur hair in it wear a shower cap and leave it in a night!! THE LICE WILL BE GONE!! they cant live in the grease lol.!! shower lots though the next day!