scratchy
Israel
Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Infested Girlfriend
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Sharing is caring
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
kiwi
United States
Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML
violetbcracecar
Suisun City, United States
Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML
anonamous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend would not ride in my convertible with the top down because he "didn't want to mess up his hair." My boyfriend is prissier than I am. FML
Foxy0706
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Top comments
Fa7_fml 0
Your man is too stupid to be a man.
Somemadbloke1 1
well he is clearly stupid, not much more to say.
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Comments (134)
rozieslothinator 0
thats gross! I've had lice before and soon enough his itchy head is gonna drive him nuts!
rozieslothinator 0
and btw don't use mayo overnite like that nanny sed to cuz wen it is out too long it becomes poisonous Wich is a hazard if ur sleeping. just use olive oil evry nite for one week and then every other nite for two more weeks...but u still hav to comb it out with a lice comb daily until the three weeks r up
sammehjennifer 0
Convince him that it can spread and become crabs. He'll get rid of it asap.
nateshannon1 4
its true, men get crabs. google it
bryxe_fml 6
congratulations u go out with an idiot
sambasam 0
He probably has lice and doesn't want you to find out.
yazzy101 11
Is he serious
Coffeebang 17
Lol
ABillOnFire 15
What a ******* lad
aksweetheart 7
... Of lice and men?? :D