dahs
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
megaladon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sexy moves
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Sugao
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
kjdhfakjs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Woof woof
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
beardedlady
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Groucho
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Prinpette
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
S……
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Found it
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
halloweed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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cmfh88 0
pubes? gross...
SuperWasian 0
Love how most people on here are disgusted with pubic hair. Not everyone likes to shave everything off. And jeez, it's natural. Calm down. And guys need to stop expecting every girl to shave everything. Keep watching your **** if you wanna see completely hairless girls.
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Comments (398)
AFwifeKern 0
Yikes shave it off cuz next hell call u chewbacca
Uilove1 7
shave! :P
cditty1 0
that's gross shave!!
That_helped 4
Dont worry OP my pubes are long too. I dont shave either
jmini95 0
I only pushed "yeah! way to show em" so I'd b #1000 :)
Kikitann 9
lol'd.
redtigerlily 5
Some of you are frigging idiots. 'Shave'? Don't tell her what to do with her own ******. She might just have a landing strip with the hair longer than usual in the middle. Not all of us like to shave everything off, I feel uncomfortable and my boyfriend is uncomfortable with no hair down there aswell.
gregmoran 0
it's your fault for wanting foreplay.
Sinkhole 26
Why can't people respect other people's preferences? If the girl doesn't shave then she's gross, if she shaves it all then she looks like a prepubescent girl and her boyfriend must be a paedophile. It's a matter of preferences, everyone is allowed to have them, and as long as they don't hurt someone else, why should we be so judgemental about it? We shouldn't try to force our preferences onto other people, that's just stupid.
Beowulf209 5
But if someone is not interested in listening to opinionated people, then why would they post their FML on a website dedicated to getting comments by opinionated people?
Sinkhole 26
I never said anything about opinionated people, I was merely pointing out how subjective preferences are and it didn't really have much to do with OP. There's a difference between giving your opinion and trying to shove it down other people's throats.
Georgie_chick 0
Fail huge