Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Sexy moves
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Woof woof
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Groucho
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Found it
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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cmfh88 0
pubes? gross...
SuperWasian 0
Love how most people on here are disgusted with pubic hair. Not everyone likes to shave everything off. And jeez, it's natural. Calm down. And guys need to stop expecting every girl to shave everything. Keep watching your **** if you wanna see completely hairless girls.
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Comments (398)
TheWicked 4
LMAO at all the girls never getting laid that votes down the shave comments :D ******* hillarious! Also, ffs SHAVE!!
ItsThisGirl 17
wtf
ozzy441 0
@everyone who has mentioned that pubes are unhygienic, they're not. in fact, body hair (of all types) is there to help the body clean itself. there's a difference between pubes and leg hard, this is where the line should be drawn (or waxed, shaved, whatever) but if you don't have pubes you look about 5. not being funny, I don't wanna go down on, or make love to somebody who looks like a child. before you go talking g about being probably old and from a different generation, I'm 18.
FFPulley 9
it's not fun to lick a pussy with fur all over it.
bobbin0805 0
haha what a dork.
tcaldwell 0
thats super nasty!
savannamariee 0
maybe it's not a girl. the kid could be gay lolol.
videochick977 0
gross ... try shaving ? :S
FFPulley 9
it's not fun going down on a girl and you're all excited about licking on her clit and BAM 70's bush. that's nasty. and guys, for your woman's sake at least trim that stuff up.
big_jazz19 5
serves you right for not shaving you bushpig
rachxoxo 6
tmi what's ur problem