dahs
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
megaladon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Sexy moves
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Sugao
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
kjdhfakjs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Woof woof
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
beardedlady
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Groucho
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Prinpette
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
S……
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Found it
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
halloweed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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cmfh88 0
pubes? gross...
SuperWasian 0
Love how most people on here are disgusted with pubic hair. Not everyone likes to shave everything off. And jeez, it's natural. Calm down. And guys need to stop expecting every girl to shave everything. Keep watching your **** if you wanna see completely hairless girls.
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mb1616 0
shave, trick !
leethewrestler 0
dang that's nasty hah
barb_pointe 0
If you are going to comment on an FML then, please, be smart about it, for the sake of your embarrassment. In case some of you overly opinionated, immature teens didn't know, PUBIC HAIR IS NATURAL. If you think natural hair is gross then I'll bet you think menstration and childbirth are gross as well? Probably, but it's life. Hair everywhere on the body serves a purpose to keep bacteria out of places it shouldn't be, so that being said, in all actuallity you're doing yourself a favor by not shaving. As long as you keep it clean just like the hair on your head, you're fine. Also, to everyone saying anything along the lines of "long enough to pull is digusting!!!!" keep in mind that, as stated before, pretty much any hair is long enough to pull. Try pullng your eyebrow hair or arm hair.
exotica_fml 6
i agree w/ this person!!
23rdnightmare 0
gross, pubes!!!
Sha41491 0
shave
Jrefinne 7
So he was trying to turn you on. YDI for being unresponsive.
Thebluesteel1 3
ewww pubes…
damknarley 0
hi ijustlol... what's ur real name? you're really beautiful..
damknarley 0
hi...
ammannashley 0
eww- grosss shave!