Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my situationship when he dropped the bomb that he wanted to break up, and that he'd tested positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with once before my current boyfriend. The guy told me he has chlamydia, and I should probably get tested. I had to call my boyfriend to explain what happened and tell him to get tested. I'm meeting his family this weekend at his sister's wedding. FML
Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my phone rang. We continued to have sex while I took the call. It was my gyno calling to tell me that I tested positive for chlamydia and that I needed to tell my partner. Yeah, sex ended real quick. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
1) He's your ex 2) He has an STD 3) He could have given it to you while you were together It seems pretty damned easy to explain unless I'm missing a step... 4) You're still sleeping with him
norge83 8
Should have listened to Coach Karr...
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Comments (245)
zaynismylove 2
that's why you should wait to have sex when married only
the_anti_hipster 7
You're assuming she's a ****, but her fiancè could have been the second person she's slept with. Shitty luck but it happens.
pohtaytoh 0
Being married isn't an excuse for not wearing a condom. And it sure as hell doesn't protect against STD's and pregnancy.
spazz666 18
Who's married now? She said ex, as in EX BOYFRIEND. She just got engaged. And if they're married it's up to them if they use condoms or not. There is no need for an excuse.
TahoeFMler 22
Assuming you're a responsible female, you've dated your fiancée for a while before becoming engaged, you've also had your regular paps and have nothing to worry about.
everydayFML2121 5
I guess your ex was just DRIPing with excitement to tell you about his STD. I would like to CLAP for your ex.
EpicFail1520 16
The clap is gonorrhea..
everydayFML2121 5
Gonorrhea, chlamydia, aids, cancer... Who can tell the difference anymore?
EpicFail1520 16
If he really loves you, he won't care.
5n000w 4
I completely agree, thank you for having a heart.
downtime 13
Not necessarily true. He may have some preconceived idea of the "type" of people who get STD's and therefore his faith in her is destroyed. Yes, it is stupid, but many of these people exist...just look at FML comments...
FreshMaker44 0
Bullshit. She was probably cheating.
InfiniteSecret 20
He won't care that she possibly cheated on them. Everyone loves it when their partner cheats ???
candy4567 3
If you've been apart from your ex for a while you might not have it and you shouldn't cheat on your new fiancé
HaileyBeth16 1
2 Big surprises in one day:D annnnd you're ******... lol
HaileyBeth16 1
Still don't see why I'm getting thumbed down....
dellis44 7
and who's fault is that?
saIty 17
Dinkleberg
perdix 31
How long ago did you sleep with your ex? Ooooooohhh! If you are concerned about having the disease, let's hope your fiancé is not good at math. Luckily, most Americans suck at math (and are proud of it), so your odds are pretty good.
s0ulslack 20
Hey tardo, you're not supposed to be against your own country and the people in it
perdix 31
Just because I wish my countrymen would get better at math doesn't mean I'm unpatriotic. I'd think my urging people to get better educated will save the Republic.
everydayFML2121 5
Perdix, I ******* worship you!!!! It's an honor to be so close to one of your comments
Soloman212 28
Actually it's pretty easy to do. Just press that reply button, like it seems you just did.
KiddNYC1O 22
64- You're an idiot. The fact that it's his country makes the joke(word used lightly ahem) more enjoyable.
everydayFML2121 5
I didn't say it was easy or hard, I just said it was an honor
your_ma 27
It worries me how little people know about STI's they could have split up years ago and she could have had it this whole time without symptoms..! That's why chlamydia is so common.
s0ulslack 20
Supa *****