Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
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Top comments
NothernNightmare 18
He was just in shock that you said yes and became his fiancé! Its a big step for couples! Once he gets more used to the idea he'll be ecstatic! :)
Bakarra 22
Crazy being the key word there... "Hey you wanna get married?LOLNOPEJKTTYL"
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Comments (92)
BradTheBrony 19
And why do you need to be married to both be a parent of the same child?
bryan788 29
WTF!!
peachykeenLNG 13
Save some of your ego and be packed and ready to move out before he gets home.
itsjusyme 11
He sounds like he is not ready to leave the game, perhaps getting a new player is in order?
kithless 6
That is amazingly awful. I can't believe people are urging you to talk it out with that DB. F that! If he really meant it, he wouldn't have retracted the offer. Gather as much crap of his as you can and throw it out on the porch, he is not worth your time.
imagineit 15
Please do a follow up OP!
lovebubbles123 3
Aww
Sneaky95 9
How do you tell someone you're drunk when they just saw you? Lol
sammy19 2
I don't think he is coming home
BradTheBrony 19
That's not what I'm saying... I'm all for gay marriage (just look at my profile) but why do you need to have gotten married in the first place to have joint parenthood?