Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
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Top comments
NothernNightmare 18
He was just in shock that you said yes and became his fiancé! Its a big step for couples! Once he gets more used to the idea he'll be ecstatic! :)
Bakarra 22
Crazy being the key word there... "Hey you wanna get married?LOLNOPEJKTTYL"
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Comments (92)
brittyboo123 35
Good luck OP.
ajh557 22
Just give him some time he'll probably do it again soon... Good Luck :)
Bicko2004 25
I've heard of getting cold feet, but that's incredibly fast!
little_one 20
Guys are told through various forms that being married is the worst thing that could happen to their life. This doesn't help his subconscious need to procreate with any decent female that will have him. But when push comes to shove men can't help but love us and try to make us happy, and hopefully when he calms down and you start planning that special day he will look at you like my husband looked at me. Like you are the only girl that could love him despite his nerves and he is the only one that could love you. He'll come around he proposed for a reason.
miss_mercy 15
I'm worried about the fact that you used "looked".
karlcolt45 19
its understandable, while drunk I often propose to homeless people at the bus station. meaningless
cb1002630 11
That is ridiculous to even say. They're in a relationship living together. Not ******* drunk friends.
blubberfish 10
23 - Quick! If you hurry you might be able to catch the joke that just flew over your head.
karlcolt45 19
23-head to your local department store and buy 100% cotton underwear. that should fix all that uncomfortable bunching and chafing.
Bakarra 22
@23: Can't blame a guy for trying to share his similar and completely legitimate life experience can you?
BradTheBrony 19
#34: Going, going... gone.
oh_lordy_me 18
Was he asking in a joking way or serious??
kishorekumar_a 10
One doesn't propose jokingly. That is being mean on a whole new level. It hurts the partner even if she/he doesn't show it. Not proposing at all is better than jokingly proposing.
Redlawnchair 9
I'm imagining the text saying "GOTCHA!!"
AllThingsBright_ 11
He was drunk but sobered up a half hour later?! Maybe he just wasn't expecting you to say yes...
sssspqn 1
I'd try to be compassionate. Obviously, he's not ready to make the step. I'd be calm through this situation and really talk it out.
Ms_ValS 27
Wow that is a nightmare. You shouldn't marry him anytime soon. Imagine what he would do if you tell him you're pregnant. There's no taking that back.
etchsanity1 11
Especially if sleeping pills are involved