Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
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Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
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Top comments
NothernNightmare 18
He was just in shock that you said yes and became his fiancé! Its a big step for couples! Once he gets more used to the idea he'll be ecstatic! :)
Bakarra 22
Crazy being the key word there... "Hey you wanna get married?LOLNOPEJKTTYL"
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Comments (92)
SweetasCandy0609 28
just tell him that alcohol gives you the "courage" to say and do things that you wouldn't do when you're sober so you know on some level he meant it also say it's not called liquid courage for nothing.
yeongji 31
Rather awkward indeed, but at the same time, you now know that he is not ready for marriage yet. It is better that he took it back, rather than fake it and lie to you as he pretends to be calm about it. I have seen people have panic attacks a few days before marriage, and I personally think it is better for someone to come out and tell their finance that they are not ready yet, rather than pretend to be cool for months, only to blow up at the last minute. Hopefully he will be ready for marriage sometime soon, OP!
000lizzy000 13
Did he give you a ring?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That is known as a dick move.
pmadNess 16
You're sitting home waiting for him???
jem970 19
I hate when this happens. People propose then afterward they freak out and run away screaming. I cant imagine how you are feeling OP. Im really sorry. I hope he realizes why he isnt ready and works to fix it or you two figure it out.
BlueEyes9812 5
My dad said to my mom after she asked him what was wrong "I'm thinking about marrying you!" and she said yes.... He didn't actually ask... Haha
aligater10 7
Your boyfriend needs to grow a pair
kishorekumar_a 10
62 - make that one million or two million... he he he
smilelynzi 5
He proposed via text?? Eff that..