Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
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Top comments
NothernNightmare 18
He was just in shock that you said yes and became his fiancé! Its a big step for couples! Once he gets more used to the idea he'll be ecstatic! :)
Bakarra 22
Crazy being the key word there... "Hey you wanna get married?LOLNOPEJKTTYL"
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Comments (92)
MakinMills 12
What he did wasn't easy :p
onorexveritas 24
best thing to do is talk it out
seaman83 8
if he can't take the shock of you saying yes. he can't take being married.
cja33 8
Sorry, but what does OP mean?? :
asherm 15
I don't see the need to be married, actually a death sentence is preferable.
pdp_fml 21
That kind of behavior used to be called "getting cold feet" in my generation.
Rumbelle_fml 22
1) You don't need to be married to procreate. 2) The human race is rapidly overpopulating this planet. I'm sure it won't be too hurt if one or two couples don't bother to get married and start a family.
kenoswild 14
So he's not really ready to get married. Either leave him, or give him time. It depends on how you both really feel about each other. Like, we don't know the full situation you are both in, so we cannot tell you it will be awkward or not. Who knows, he came back, apologized, and gave you a kiss and a ring. OR, he may have run away forever nevermore.
mbuck87 19
'Hey baby, will you marry me?' 'Omg ye-' 'PSYCHE! PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE!'
WelcomeToAndale 13
Why people propose when they're obviously not ready I will never know...