Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. It would have been great if he weren't drunk with a naked girl next to him. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Today, it's been two years since my fiancé proposed, drunk, and with no ring. Recently, I overheard him on a Zoom call with a work colleague who'd not talked to him since he was with his last girlfriend, who was much more attractive than I am. The colleague asked if they were still together and he lied and said yes. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided to propose. It would’ve been perfect, except he did it during my family’s annual backyard BBQ, and his proposal was drowned out by my drunk uncle singing karaoke. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
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feldco1 17
Drunk words are sober thoughts? Not sure if it helps at this point though.
AussieChild 22
Hope you slapped them both!
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Comments (120)
BreathlessInk 15
Was his excuse 'I took her with me to go ring-shopping, and she needed to remove all of her clothes to try it on?'
grands138 4
The ring in the chocolate cake or champagne glass has been done to death. Sounds like he was just trying to propose in a unique and memorable way.
ambowew 7
Proposing on The Sims doesn't count! Although, I do have a sudden urge to go play myself. Proposal in the filthy bathroom, here I come!
perdix 31
Was he proposing marriage or a threesome? If it were the latter, he sure came well-prepared. You gotta give him credit for that!
swedeNix 13
Maybe he fell asleep before nothin happened?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Anything* And I find that very unlikely.
perdix 31
#22, or maybe he fell asleep alone and then the naked girl came in a lay down beside him. That's another legit scenario that shows he is innocent and she should marry him.
CuriousAlien 7
Wow is it official cheating month or something?
CoDHater 9
Just because there was a naked girl beside her doesn't mean he was cheating. For all we know she could've walked up before he purposed and he didn't notice her.
THE_A_TEEN 28
He was also drunk. Drunk people have the worst judgement and skewed priorities.
luckyd880 12
"Hide yo kids hide yo wife cause he's rapin' everybody round here"
joshcolon117 1
Yaaaaaaa buddy get it!
Trooth 13
Please tell me you didn't say yes
perdix 31
Forewarned is forearmed. If you're into polyamory, you might have found a winner.
AgaveLoco 5
A naked girl in the same room? Why?
MissMae93 23
...Drunk sex perhaps?
Tuffay 14
Why Not? Don't like naked girls? Too bad for U!