Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. It would have been great if he weren't drunk with a naked girl next to him. FML
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Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Today, it's been two years since my fiancé proposed, drunk, and with no ring. Recently, I overheard him on a Zoom call with a work colleague who'd not talked to him since he was with his last girlfriend, who was much more attractive than I am. The colleague asked if they were still together and he lied and said yes. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked his friend to propose to me for him, because he was too nervous to do it himself. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided to propose. It would’ve been perfect, except he did it during my family’s annual backyard BBQ, and his proposal was drowned out by my drunk uncle singing karaoke. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
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feldco1 17
Drunk words are sober thoughts? Not sure if it helps at this point though.
AussieChild 22
Hope you slapped them both!
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Comments (120)
aalexandrao 2
...why was there a naked girl next to him...?
greeneye_fml 12
Cheating, numbnuts.
Twisted_Angel 17
I hope you told him to go plug himself and walked out of the room. He will only use being drunk as an excuse to cheat in the future.
guci101 14
That's a bummer. It should have been you op.
crazytwinsmom 25
Grammar nazis give it a rest. It's FML for crying out beans, not work emails or something official.
DocBastard 40
Who cares where it is? Lousy grammar is lousy grammar. If I were a webmaster, I wouldn't want or allow bad grammar on my site. Hmm...that gives me an idea.
MissMae93 23
Uh oh, Doc has something brewing!
anedderm 4
On the bright side, I'm sure the girl felt like an idiot.
AidenSurvival 7
Cheaters. Cheaters everywhere. Slap him and the chick.
sonnyrosa 32
#54... I was a little dyslexic there for a second... I thought that read "Slap him on the dick" and I thought about what an evil person you must be and how we should be friends.
Deirdre_Curry 4
I woulda said no
ravenrandom 0
I hope you turned him down
thewife5 19
I'm not sure if a proposal from him ever would, or will be great. Cut your losses.
torianab 7
He probably stole that proposal from some scene out of a Katherine Heigl rom com. You know the one, they meet in a really ridiculous manner. One was out of the other's league. She was either super geeky or a super bitch. They fall in love and his proposal has to outdo his brother's because there is intense sibling rivalry...hmm...it'll come to me sooner or later.