Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!" I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
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iFellytone 0
That's good news. But break up with him.
Shadic 0
They were dating for three years before this. I'm going to give the poster the benefit of the doubt and say they were supposed to have been exclusive through most of that. Thus, he was cheating on her. And he's a dick.
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Comments (157)
failuristic 3
Wonderful that he's breaking up with his bottom bitch for you, but at the same time... he had a bottom bitch to begin with :U
amazingkate 0
sounds like you got it. i feel sorry for all the chicks here who think "beginning to fall in love" line from him is golden. also seems like commenters here feel like any relationship is better than none.
majestydivine_fml 0
lol, men are pigs. dump his a$$.
zungg 5
that makes u a winner!!!!
lolhahahahhahaaa 0
ok he cheated on you but it was a one night thing so he has feelings for you so just forget about it he must be sorry so be happy toghtger v
Erindub 0
Leave him. I've never understood people who stay after being cheated on.
anonymous69_fml 0
my boyfriend loves me. FML
InfiniteSunshine 32
Today, I found out that not only does my long term boyfriend only "think" he loves me, but he's actually a dishonest scumbag and has been cheating on me for a while when we were supposed to be exclusive. I found this out not because he was honest and came clean, but only because he mixed up texts and sent me a break up message that was actually meant for his side piece. FML You're ridiculous, people need to stop trying to spin this into a good thing.
SilverStrs5 0
Hey! At least he dumped the girl he was cheating on you with! You won!
pyroanarchist23 0
so in this modern day and age were no one can stay together and most people cheat on each other your complaining the your boyfriend is moving out of the majority and becoming a faithful boyfriend? you shouldnt be complaining lol your luckier than most women
jbuddy 2
talk to him about it but stay with him but you need to watch him more..if he loves you then he'll stay faithful this time..