Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!" I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
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iFellytone 0
That's good news. But break up with him.
Shadic 0
They were dating for three years before this. I'm going to give the poster the benefit of the doubt and say they were supposed to have been exclusive through most of that. Thus, he was cheating on her. And he's a dick.
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XxCoolPersonxX 0
hey! at least he's falling in love with ya!
janise 2
I fail to see why people think she should stay with him because he "loves" her. A lot of people cheat and still claim to love their significant other and say they don't care about their lovers on the side. Whether this is true or not is irrelevant what is relevant is their "love" still doesn't keep them from cheating. Also, if the OP was dating the guy for 3 years you have to wonder how long he's been cheating.
bobbt32294 0
i dnt get it, he was cheatin on u but u found out tht he luvs u. just confrnt him bout it. it reely doesnt suk tht bad.
wordgirl 0
But you're Julie! Oh, just be glad you won. I mean, what are the chances it would work out anyway, being that he's a cheater and all. From my vantage point, you turned out to own his heart, but you're too good for him. Stick that one in your back pocket for when you're old. :)
DameGreyWulf 1
Haha, that's too bad for his cheating, lying ass. Dump him.
uneed2calmdown 0
ahaha wow. that sucks.
likeomgitspookie 0
Ah damn ! Thats messed up.
LevyLove 17
Once a cheater always a cheater.... Damn FYL
FerrariCake 2
Maybe you're schizophrenic and this is part of your therapy. The message was intended for the OTHER Julie.
FerrariCake 2
GGGGRRR