Today, my boyfriend of three months told me that he had cheated on me two months ago with my best friend. I decided to give him a second chance. About twenty minutes later, he then broke up with me for not wanting to watch football. Apparently I don't care about his feelings. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, I learned that my best friend has been cheating on his girlfriend for 2 months. This is the same person who, 2 months ago, wanted to break our friendship off because he thought we "got too close" and felt like he was cheating on his girlfriend by spending too much time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years is cheating on me. A friend had brought this to my attention. She was under the impression that we broke up because she’d seen stories of him and another woman. I found out he changed his story settings to hide the specific posts with that other woman from me only. FML
Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about a friend-with-benefits that I had before him, and he dumped me because I’m still friends with that person, and I didn’t tell him about him right away. FML
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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tencentsakiss 19
He'd already cheated on you when you'd been going out for only a month and you actually think it won't happen again?!? How can girls be so naive?
FYLDeep 26
Maybe he was making shit up to get out of the relationship.
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Comments (142)
Sexywifey91 0
that makes no f%#^% sense he is stupid.
ladybuuggy 0
he was already going to break up with you, he gusted needed you to give him a reason. in this case, football. YDI
ladybuuggy 0
just*
anorexicbarbie 8
Stupid.
wwerulez14 6
Exactly. He just needed a scapegoat. Odds are he would've found some other idiotic reason to break up anyways... Btw, 17, you have a lovely smile :)
ladybuuggy 0
Aww thanks 81 :)
wwerulez14 6
53, this is unrelated to the FML, but how exactly do you plan on becoming an astrophysicist when you aren't "too hot" at math? ANY form of physics requires good math skills and depending on the type, some basics of calculus.
anorexicbarbie 8
Dyslexia, I'm good but I'm improving.
anorexicbarbie 8
Also, astrophysics doesn't JUST require math, there's other skills required as well. Instead of asking me questions here just message me. :)
aerin_fml 0
Exactly. You clearly didn't care about his feelings, seeing as how he was trying to avoid being the one to do the dumping. I'd be willing to bet he never actually cheated, he just figured saying he had would make you dump him like a sane person would.
sassybeth11 0
you kinda deserved that for taking him back, it seems to me he was just looking for a reason to break up
sweetcheeksjvl 0
^^i agree
smr167 6
He was hoping she would dump him when he said he cheated...
ImaginaryFoe 1
#67 said exactly what I was going to say. He wanted out of the relationship and tried to do it the spineless way. When that didn't work, he went the jerk route. The good news is you haven't lost anything worth getting upset about, OP.
perdix 31
What wrong with you? Why wouldn't you want to watch football? He probably didn't want to breed with you with the fear that you might produce more freaks that don't like football. Go Skins!
tencentsakiss 19
What a redskins fan????!?? You are even more awesome now.
perdix 31
Thanks, tencents. Third-generation Redskins fan at that. My grandma and grandpa had season tickets at RFK and my aunt and uncle currently have them at FedEx Field (I've never been there, but I did get to see some games at RFK.)
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Yay for the Foreskins! Go Steelers!
imright24 0
YDI for taking back a cheater. And truthfully, I'll bet he didn't cheat but said that so you would break up with him. When that didn't work, he took the next chance he got.
kcinthe317 0
he admitted to it so you would break up with him. when you didnt, he had to quickly come up with a lame reason to break it off. fyl for him cheating on you...but ydi for giving the idiot a second chance to cheat
kai_li 8
I agree completely. He only came clean to get her to break up with him and when she didn't he needed an excuse. Sucks but he's obviously a dick. OP is a pushover for giving him another chance though.
thatonedame 6
h
fyllmao 0
nice
sweet_candy_ 17
Why would you give him a second chance? Ydi op.
bent80 0
1. Why would you give him a second chance? 2. He told you so you WOULD break up with him, when you didn't he just found an excuse. He'll probably be dating your friend next week.
kendra19977 0
2 that one is probably soo true
tencentsakiss 19
You could also really use better friends.