Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years is cheating on me. A friend had brought this to my attention. She was under the impression that we broke up because she’d seen stories of him and another woman. I found out he changed his story settings to hide the specific posts with that other woman from me only. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me that he had cheated on me two months ago with my best friend. I decided to give him a second chance. About twenty minutes later, he then broke up with me for not wanting to watch football. Apparently I don't care about his feelings. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend of six years was going to propose to me. We're high school sweethearts and he was my first. Just as he was looking into my eyes he said, "I've been seeing someone else for two years and I'm choosing her over you... it was a tough decision." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML
Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML
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shananigans 0
You mean ex boyfriend right?
nerdsgetmehot 23
You should have commenced making out with his best friend right then and there. Then, when he balks about what you've just done, say "What did you expect?" If OP were a guy and his girlfriend had said that, I would advise the exact same thing. :P
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Comments (80)
lizyray 0
damn that sucks
shananigans 0
You mean ex boyfriend right?
SCBeauty1983 0
My thoughts exactly!
raw_tigahh 2
nice rx-8. but its wastes alot of gas!
raw_tigahh 2
wrrrooonggg post. lol
AnaBanana1918 7
Haha okay
mintcar 10
Wow, jerk.
DjeePee 25
I hope you slapped him in the face. I really do.
itsgonnahappento 11
that sucks what's a douche
MAGNAVOX 0
This wouldn't matter if you're a guy OP.
DocBastard 40
I see what you did there. Well played, sir.
CitizenSnipz 0
I don- oh. OOOOHHHH.
justiinbieberrxd 0
6- AHAHAH,LOL ;)
FFML_314 12
Go get herpes and give it to him.
psuboy 0
that's hateful. at least he's honest? still sucks tho
FFML_314 12
Yes, because cheating isn't hateful. He wasn't honest with his girlfriend. He deserves herpes AND the clap. (& I'm not talking about the light)
Fortuitous 0
According to Michael Scott, that would be spelled "H-I-R-P-E-S."
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
H-I-R-P-E-E-S* I just watched it last night. :]
UrLiFsuX 4
haha!!
noscope_ftw 0
at 11, so she deserves herpes too? hey go screw your bf over by screwing ureself over too... yeahh bright idea.. not
FFML_314 12
You're stupid, 50. It's called sarcasm.
ujonesy 0
#7, that is hilarious. anyone who cheats needs something like that that they can't get rid of.
iPewpOnJews 0
Booooooooooooo.
Nickolazx 0
Yeah we can be that rough sometimes! But there are some bitches...
sweet_candy_ 17
Time for a new bf :)
corytheboss 0
I'm available ;)
nerdsgetmehot 23
You should have commenced making out with his best friend right then and there. Then, when he balks about what you've just done, say "What did you expect?" If OP were a guy and his girlfriend had said that, I would advise the exact same thing. :P
syedlink27 0
no matter how many profile pics you change it's always the same result: Disgusting! that's what being an idiot is.. doing the same thing over and over but expecting a different result.
FFML_314 12
Of course it's the same result. She can't change her face, you ******* moron. Get a life and find something more pressing to do, other then insulting someones appearance. Especially someone that looks better than you.
perdix 31
What's wrong with you, syedlink27? nerdsgetmehot gets me hot, and I'm a nerd, so if we ever got together, a chain reaction might commence.
greatwyt 0
o thats nasty, why should he do that?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Hahaha. Wow. Syedlink, I'm confident enough to know that I'm far from ugly. Why put someone's appearance down? To make yourself feel better about your own, perhaps?
RedPillSucks 33
especially when he's got that big ass nose with that little dot underneath.
TheOtherNewest1 6
First off, you totally win. +10 internets. Also, you're bangin'. In other news, this FML is both hilarious and horrible. That is all.