Today, my boyfriend of three months told me that he had cheated on me two months ago with my best friend. I decided to give him a second chance. About twenty minutes later, he then broke up with me for not wanting to watch football. Apparently I don't care about his feelings. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
How could you?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML
Coherence dude, do you have it?
Today, I learned that my best friend has been cheating on his girlfriend for 2 months. This is the same person who, 2 months ago, wanted to break our friendship off because he thought we "got too close" and felt like he was cheating on his girlfriend by spending too much time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Sneaky
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years is cheating on me. A friend had brought this to my attention. She was under the impression that we broke up because she’d seen stories of him and another woman. I found out he changed his story settings to hide the specific posts with that other woman from me only. FML
Karma
Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about a friend-with-benefits that I had before him, and he dumped me because I’m still friends with that person, and I didn’t tell him about him right away. FML
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Makes sense
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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tencentsakiss 19
He'd already cheated on you when you'd been going out for only a month and you actually think it won't happen again?!? How can girls be so naive?
FYLDeep 26
Maybe he was making shit up to get out of the relationship.
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Comments (142)
iltby 3
Good thing you got out of it when you did IMO. Sorry he was such an asshole to you.
evilshade 0
OP is so selfish. You shouldve watched the football game with him.
Barbourino 0
FHL! You don't care about his feelings!
TungstenLildog 10
He told you about the incident because he wanted you to break up with him. When you didn't he had to come up with something ridiculous to break it off, even if he didn't know that. Good thing you don't have to deal with that anymore.
iheartbreak 8
ha
Campanellach2 0
I was the 1000th to say you totally deserve it! Search chardude11 on youtube
geniebear 0
thats what you get for not dumping him for cheating. way to be dumb.
0opsie 6
"I decided to give him a second chance." I stopped reading right there. Moron.
angel55033 12
umm yea right. he left you cuz you didn't leave him that's why he admitted to you
Honesty4U 0
Actually, he does love football more than he loves her. He doesn't love her at all. :)