Today, before a big client pitch I went into their office bathroom to quickly slick down my hair. It had two identical automatic faucets, one for water and one for hand soap. Now my hair is full of soap, and smells like industrial strength lavender. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a very important meeting with a client and I had to use the bathroom. I was so nervous that I squirted white soap all up my suit jacket. My client walked in and commented on my "jizzy" blazer. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, my husband bought a luxury soap that smells like lemons. Now, every time I wash my private parts in the shower, it smells like a special at Red Lobster. FML
Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML
Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth I noticed a hair in the sink. Running the scenario over in my mind, I was going to simultaneously spit into the sink and throw the hair on the floor. Creating a big ball of phlegm, I threw the hair back into the sink and launched a huge mouthful onto the floor. FML
Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML
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Top comments
KylieBunny 0
You can't tell the difference between soap and water??
auntbitsy 0
even if you couldn't tell the two faucets apart, you didn't notice what was in your hand? really? fail.
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Comments (102)
Tht_one_crazyj 0
sucks
tencentsakiss 19
Or moderated?
tencentsakiss 19
Or now it doesn't say first anymore? Ok nevermind.
MarkSeattle 0
lol. who the heck slicks their hair down in the last 15 years? then I saw you were from New Jersey...
austinkiser 3
I don't get this is op dumb isn't soap thicker than water? so this fml is fake
T_Shadows 0
nice dp #40 XD m/
alsnyder12 0
my favorite kind of lavender
thatonek1d 0
how the hell do you not realize it's lavendar scented soap BEFORE you put it in your hair?!?!?!!?!??!?
thecrazyasian 3
only fags slick nowadays ydi
stephanie0613 0
O was thinking the exact same the 65, you Op fail! Can you not tell the difference in the texture of water and soap?
DeesFMLs 0
wouldn't you realise that it soap before you put it in your hair?? Dumbarse.
ZTB13 4
Can't you just rinse it out?
guskta 17
calm down; he's from new jersey
biass 0
Lavender smells good... I don't see the problem.
sweetcheeksjvl 0
Good thing ur a dude you can fix your hair easy.Ehh who cares you smell like lavender it's not the end of the world.
luchie_fml 0
omg he's hot lol
AnimeGirl1 10
Lavender is actually a great way to calm yourself down. So its not a bad thing, right?
spaceshan69 0
that's what you get for not paying attention Dipshit. slicking your hair with water? who does that anymore? you think you're Henry Winkler?
ostate100 0
he did it with grease u artard
sweet_candy_ 17
Well at least you smell good.
TheMan65 0
At least you know you're clean!
tencentsakiss 19
Not particularly clean. He has a lot of soap scum in his hair.
eddieyes 0
I'm so tired of these boyfriends cheating with best friends scandals. cheap girls and manwhores
tencentsakiss 19
Wrong FML..
tencentsakiss 19
Uggg comments are being weird. This was not the comment I said "wrong FML" to.
jinxthejinx 0
Wrong FML.
mrKronZombie 1
what the **** you talking bout that doesn't even pertain to this fml
farkie3 8
mmm... soap. Shampoo not good enough for ya, OP?
mintcar 10
Oh, this isn't so bad.
Wirebiter 0
This isn't even a big deal, really.
DaleksAreEpic 0
That's just what I thought.
perdix 31
You'll do fine on the Jersey Shore this weekend, Guido. I'm sure Snooki will love your sob story.
Sexywifey91 0
dj pauly! yumm:)
FYLDeep 26
It's a Jersey thing.
d_dubz86 1
I agree with #12!!!
KylieBunny 0
You can't tell the difference between soap and water??
Igor_g5 0
13. Exactly what I was gonna say. When you put it in your hands before you put it on your hair you don't notice that it's soap?
sccrismyantidrg 4
Maybe it was the really cheap watery soap? I still doubt that someone couldn't tell the difference.
bkstyles 0
lmao exactly.