Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
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Xellith 5
you should love someone for who they are not what they look like.
RockieGirl 0
but chipmunks rule! ALVIN, SIMON, THEODORE.
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happysmartg 5
don't worry. all my friends call me a chipmunk for my cheeks too :)
txgirl09 5
Women pay good money for cheek implants...
tkinfidel 0
booohoooo. You know he didn't break up with because of your cheeks. you been together for too long. he is most likely cheating on you. sucka.
JohnnyTheFox 0
Big cheeks are ******* hot. Unless they're big because you're a fatass.
Banthum 0
YDI for hooking up with an asshole in the first place. There are guys who aren't assholes you know ;)
greenfairy_fml 0
yeah? you wouldn't know it from reading this thread. or anything on the internet. and people say how they really feel when they can be anonymous.
iwadasn 33
If you break up with someone you've been with for SEVEN YEARS just because they've gained a little weight, then you're a shallow jerk.
cecilia_weasley 0
Be glad you are rid of him. All the rest of you show me your pictures, I bet you are all actually fat. Bitches.
stiletto_girl 0
well then just lose the weight and find someone who won't be so picky
scateice 0
No one can help that fatass's just aren't attractive. And don't comment all "No, they're hottt! Id rather have an average looking peoples with good personality than hot girl with bad personiality!" Would you rather have an average looking person with a good personality or a beautiful girl withh a good personality? And don't complain, you being fat is your fault unless your one of the very very small group of people that have weight problems. Cut down on snacks, and excercise more. Your metabolism will speed up+not as many calories to burn, so you will lose weight quickly.
metalhead5564 0
Oh really? I am underweight. I am recovering from an eating disorder. But my cheeks are for some reason quite "fat". And don't anyone try to tell me that maybe I'm not underweight at all, I have been told by doctors that I am much TOO underweight.
gothic_cat_lady 0
-After 7 years he dumped you for that? It probably has nothing to do with your cheeks. -um, to everyone else, he didn't even say SHE was getting fat, just her cheeks. That's pretty weird, even for an asshole like him. -And I agree with cecilia_weasley, I bet like 90% of the guys on here who talk about how unattractive "fat" chics are, are fat themselves. Or just lonely 40 year old divorcees who got dumped and are now bitter about women. Anyone ever wonder why topics about being fat, etc, are always so controversial? They get the most comments.