Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
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Xellith 5
you should love someone for who they are not what they look like.
RockieGirl 0
but chipmunks rule! ALVIN, SIMON, THEODORE.
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Ranoona 0
you deserve better.
morgan020 0
man if my husband (or in your case boyfriend) ever said that to me well I'd have one dead husband :)
crymeariver1984 0
What a shallow ************!
Chaostactic 0
AAAAAALLLLLLLLLLVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN!!!!!!! XD XD XD
kukopia 0
Plump cheeks sounds HOT!! PM me.
americayay 0
Were there really NO signs of what an ass he was before SEVEN years?
lkrofct 0
YDI, fatty
thousandinone 0
How many relationships have ended because "he changed" or "she changed?" Relationships have many aspects- Physical, Emotional, Intellectual, and otherwise. And what right does anyone have to dictate to another what is "more important" in a relationship? That's purely subjective. There has to be attraction for a relationship to work. Physical attraction, emotional attraction, intellectual attraction- SOME attraction. What I'd like to know is this- has this been a topic of discussion before? If the girl I'm with started to change in a way that was making me less attracted to her (by ANY measure, not just physically), I would bring it to her attention- because I WANT to be attracted to her. If being attractive to me is not important enough to her for her to make an effort in that regard, then I call the relationship a failure. YDI for letting yourself go.
thousandinone 0
Addendum: I make no apology and will acknowledge no chastising for my viewpoint. It is purely opinion, as is YOUR view of how a relationship is supposed to work. If you disagree, that is your problem, not mine. To restate: OP Deserves it for letting herself go, thereby removing one of the qualities that attracted her bf in the first place.
idkweird 0
If it's a relationship that is supposed to last a long time, and it's based on looks, it wont last. Eventually looks go. Unless you die young, I guess. I plan on living a very long life, which means Ill gain weight, Ill lose weight and Ill get wrinkly :) It's going to be wonderful!
thousandinone 0
I have seen women who are very attractive well into their 50s WITHOUT surgery. If you care for your body properly, you will be attractive. Using aging as an excuse is a cop out. That aside- when one has aged enough that looks no longer matter, looks no longer matter- the hormones calm down eventually. But 20's, 30's, and 40's, blood still runs quite hot, And it's no more fair to be stuck with someone who doesn't attract you physically than it is to be stuck with someone who doesn't support your emotional needs or stimulate you intellectually. And it's no less of a valid reason to end a relationship than the other two are. If you disagree? Again, opinion. Your problem, not mine. Stick with people who share yours.
idkweird 0
Actually, genetics are a much bigger help than taking care of yourself. What's the old saying? Look at the mom, that's what the girl is going to look like. Genetics are a MUCH bigger factor. I know women that look amazing that don't do anything. There are other's who do everything and look like crap. Personally, I'd rather find someone that I can spend my life with a lot sooner than 40 when Im over it. If I just wanted to go out and get laid, looks are what I'd base it on. It's not hard to get laid. Finding someone who you can enjoy being around is much more difficult. I can kick a one night stand out after I'm done with them. Luckily, for me, I found someone I think is extremely attractive, but who also can stimulate my mind and my sense of humor. Someone I can be around every day and not get tired of. Someone who doesn't care if I gain or lose weight. I also don't care if HE gains weight. I learned from my ex, perfectly chiseled bodies usually don't have a whole hell of a lot going on upstairs. That or they're just plain obsessed with their bodies. No thanks.
uallsuckatlife16 0
you are a ******* ****** no one cares about ur life. its called friends thats who ur supposed to tell about all of the cool things in ur life and now brag on a website stupid bitch go hang out with ur boyfriend on world of warcraft you cheap peice of crap
andlifesuxagain 0
Fat Chicks are like Mopeds, A lot of fun to ride until your friends see you on one!
GJMO 0
that joke is so old it makes me feel young
Superawesomestev 0
he would of found another excuse to use if you didn't have chipmunk cheeks. he was bitten by the 7 year itch. move on.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Agreed. I doubt it has anything to do with your cheeks.